By miapapaya - 15/02/2009 21:44 - United States

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Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
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NorfolkDude 2

Your boobs could be perfectly normal size. The thing is in modern times many people are used to images of girls with huge boobs, so basically our preception of boobs is far too great. I wouldn't stress it really.

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mikeyellenlee 0

I love how large breasted chicks sit there and say, "Ugh! I hate my big boobs!" and then wear low cut shirts and shove them in everyone's face. Smaller breasts are tasteful, and allow you to develop a *gasp!* PERSONALITY.

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zidane312 0

"the larger they are the harder they fall" yeah and the sound they make as they are going back and forth makes me want to explode

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blah_blah_shity 0

No ones ever happy with what they have. Enjoy what you do have! Some girl probably wants something you were born with. 0.o And when it comes to compliments, some guys are just stupid. That particular guy sounds like a asshole. Don't even trip.

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nonameisaname 0

Don't create problems out of nothing. Many guys, including myself, find small boobs much more attractive than twenty pound hooters. Thinking that girls _need_ to have big boobs to be attractive and desirable is utterly ridiculous.

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suyci 0

wtf does it matter? woman seem to care as much about their boobs as men do about their penis.. size doesnt matter, for me

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yay_fml 0

Girl, I have little boobs too, and you have to be proud of them! They may not be really prominent (especially this time of year, when I am wearing so many layers), but the few guys who have seen them absolutely loved them. Little boobs are better :D

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Jshizzle 0

Hey, at least your **** aren't huge and hideous and ready-to-hit-the-knees like mine are...and I'm only 22. You are fortunate.

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TheCurlyTheory 0

Hey girl, it doesn't matter what size they are. When people say they like big or small boobs it's just an opinion. Worrkkk emm.

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casanova_fml 0

have some fun in the bedroom. at least you wont have to roll them up and stuff them in your belt when youre a granny... (.Y.) > ( o Y o )

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lifeisthedashx0 0

TELL HIM TO GET OVER HIMSELF. HE'S JUST AN ASSHOLE LIKE THE REST OF THE GUYS IN THE WORLD JUST LIKE HIM. BUT NEXT TIME ADVICE FROM SOME WITH THE SAME EXPERIENCE TELL HIM I MAY HAVE SMALL BOOBS BUT I MAKE UP FOR IT IN OTHER PLACES.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

caps make you look pathetic. And no wonder you have tiny ones, you sound like a 12 year old

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White_Fury 0

lol pwnd. geez this chick is angry!

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jebby011 0

probably some fatass little kid who got the pic from google.

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Melody_fml 0

he isnt a 'douchebag' for what he said, but for how he said it. and how it can be taken, which is completely wrong and insulting. lots of girls can see that if its happened to them. if a guy cant understand that of a girl then well, he needs to learn if he ever wants to have a real relationship that lasts. girls have feelings!! treat em like it.

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perstephane 4

I was a AA - A cup until I was 20. Thanks to some more development and the birth control patch, they're now Bs, but I've never been big. Think of it this way - the smaller they are, the less distance they can sag. Also, we can go without bras, sleep on our stomachs, and jump without wincing in pain. You're not "in luck" that he likes them - I know plenty of men who prefer them small. Go find one that isn't such a jerk and doesn't think he's doing you a favor by liking your body.

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