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By miapapaya - 15/02/2009 21:44 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 27/04/2013 04:11 - United States

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Today, I was getting ready to have sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It seems he thought I was a much larger cup size than I really am, because when he saw my actual boobs, he said, "Aaaaaaand they're gone". FML

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By Anonymous - 15/03/2010 05:41 - United States

Spicy

Today, I started hooking up with a guy I've liked for a while. We got pretty into it and he went into my underwear, looking confused. When I asked him what was wrong, his response was: "I can't find it." FML

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Small comforts

By Anonymous - 22/03/2020 22:36

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Today, while having sex, my boyfriend admitted to having an affair. To comfort me, he said, "But you have bigger boobs, so you have nothing to worry about." FML

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By tinytitty - 23/03/2009 03:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, my crush and I were hooking up and as he slipped his hands up my shirt in order to "feel me up" he started rubbing around my whole torso. When I asked him what he was doing, he replied, "Well I was looking for your boobs but… apparently you have none." FML

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By CityBoysNow - 11/09/2013 00:14 - United States - Lake Saint Louis

Spicy

Today, I hooked up with the guy I've liked for a while, even though my friends joked that his large pickup truck meant that he was "compensating" for having a small penis. They were right. Very right. FML

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Comeback

By sadguy - 18/02/2009 22:07 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was having sex with a girl I really like for the first time. After a while I told her I was about to come. Her response, "Lucky you." FML

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Let down

By Anonymous - 14/05/2014 15:54 - Canada - Sherwood Park

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Today, my boyfriend saw my boobs for the first time. His reaction was, "Well that's... disappointing". FML

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Spicy

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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Unwarranted

By Ryan - 20/12/2011 17:57 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were getting hot and heavy. She had her shirt off, and commented on the small size of her breasts. Trying to make her feel better, I said I'd dated girls with smaller breasts. She replied by saying she'd dated bigger penises. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2015 22:33 - United States - Las Vegas

Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend about how I'm self-conscious about my B-cup breasts. About 20 minutes later, he pointed to another girl with a small chest and said, "See, you're not the only one with small tits!" FML

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NorfolkDude 2

Monday 16 February 2009 1:58

Your boobs could be perfectly normal size. The thing is in modern times many people are used to images of girls with huge boobs, so basically our preception of boobs is far too great. I wouldn't stress it really.

mikeyellenlee 0

Monday 16 February 2009 5:40

I love how large breasted chicks sit there and say, "Ugh! I hate my big boobs!" and then wear low cut shirts and shove them in everyone's face. Smaller breasts are tasteful, and allow you to develop a *gasp!* PERSONALITY.

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tylerwb 4

Thursday 4 November 2010 21:59

dude just be happy he likes em and move the hell on

yewzd 0

Monday 29 November 2010 8:57

^WIN

ryanriola 0

Sunday 5 December 2010 10:00

sucks for you FYL

barbie333 0

Saturday 29 January 2011 4:44

hahahahahaha I find this very funny(:

jimmyjamesyall 4

Wednesday 2 February 2011 7:50

I did this once, by accident. Oh man, I feel bad.

zendaddy0 0

Thursday 10 March 2011 5:03

man people like that make me want to punch a teeth right in the baby

Fuutballer 0

Tuesday 12 April 2011 10:15

So this guy likes your boobs and somehow that's an fml? Small usually means perky, and who doesn't love perky?

iEatGuppies 0

Friday 24 June 2011 6:13

hah, their just boobs? not life.

Maybe423 0

Sunday 10 July 2011 14:15

don't worry! boobs are just made of fat anyways so that means your in shape!!

TheCurlyTheory 0

Wednesday 5 October 2011 22:22

GIRL POWER is so true.

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