By miapapaya - 15/02/2009 21:44 - United States

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Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
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NorfolkDude 2

Your boobs could be perfectly normal size. The thing is in modern times many people are used to images of girls with huge boobs, so basically our preception of boobs is far too great. I wouldn't stress it really.

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mikeyellenlee 0

I love how large breasted chicks sit there and say, "Ugh! I hate my big boobs!" and then wear low cut shirts and shove them in everyone's face. Smaller breasts are tasteful, and allow you to develop a *gasp!* PERSONALITY.

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dirtygerbil08 1

Gotta say, I love B-cups. He could have been more tactful, but you have nothing to feel bad about.

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Mikieboy 0

Like my mom told me once in part of an already weird conversation, "all you need is a mouthful"fml

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xaphon 0

stupid thats a good thing some guys prefer small to big **** and that was a compliment on your **** being small no different then complimenting a girl for having big ****

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persephone13 0

Ok, he has foot-in-mouth disease. But a.) i'm sure you realized your own boobs were small long before he said anything. Not a big deal--usually better than big ones, believe me. and B.) What are you upset about; he said he LIKES them! :) Ask him coyly how fast he can unhook a bra with one hand, and let the fun begin...hehehe.

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mark_my_words 0

why is that a fml? its not an insult to say the truth. deal with it.

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Anonymice_fml 0

Actually, women with small boobs are normally perceived as being highly intelligent, or more intelligent than women with bigger boobs (even though that's not always the case). That's in your favor, right? :) You probably just need to find different guys. I have a friend who is practically flat chested, and she gets hit on all the time! Boobs don't seem to be a problem for her.

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dan81892 2

so? i would rather be with a girl with small, perky **** than a girl with huge floppy ones. don't take it so personally.

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lifebarelyeffed 0

what's wrong with that? I like smaller boobs

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ertw 0

he said he likes them, quit whining!

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