By miapapaya - 15/02/2009 21:44 - United States

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Today, I was hooking up with a guy for the first time and he told me I was in luck. When I asked why he replied, "I like little boobs." FML
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NorfolkDude 2

Your boobs could be perfectly normal size. The thing is in modern times many people are used to images of girls with huge boobs, so basically our preception of boobs is far too great. I wouldn't stress it really.

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mikeyellenlee 0

I love how large breasted chicks sit there and say, "Ugh! I hate my big boobs!" and then wear low cut shirts and shove them in everyone's face. Smaller breasts are tasteful, and allow you to develop a *gasp!* PERSONALITY.

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lolololcheese 0

its better than if he had said "oh, bad luck, I hate small ****."

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dorkygirl 0

@#17 you can have big boobs, wear low cut shirts and still have a good personality. You are obvioulsy uncomfortable with your small boobs. To the OP you hooked up with a douche. Small or big, boo. In general are awesome! Own your ****, girls!!

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der_Jabberwhock 0

Hahahahahaha

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lastminuteperm 0

Not true. No guys like little boobs.

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cmac86 23

stay away from him because of what he said, and 2, normal guy likes small boobs.

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bittersweet1 0

no biggy. just be glad that when were fourty we'll have the best looking boobs around. :)

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bittersweet1 0

no biggy. we'll be the ones with perky boobs at forty

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Raw_Power_Diesel 0

thats like being able to walk around and say all women are *****. its not the truth so we dont do it! why do some women walk around saying all guys are assholes or pigs? your ******* stupid you fat lesbo.

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Chocolate_Chunk 2

insulting.. or realistic? face it, most guys hate small boobs. I can't really understand why because I hate big ones, but that's just the way it is.

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chillpill 0

boob size isn't my top priority when it comes to characteristics in girls so don't worry about the size of ur breasts

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