By Nikki - 05/04/2009 03:40 - United States

Today, I was in IKEA, furniture shopping with my dad. He was looking at one couch that was particularly small. I said "dad that couch is for like a midget." I look over to see a midget looking at me, sitting on the same couch in a different color. He definitely heard me. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Hey, he was sitting in the couch, right? So he was just proving your point.

spankyness 0

How dare you say small things are for small people... ...and then he bought the couch

Comments

liveitlearnit 0

lmao... I'm sure the midget didn't care that much. If that's the worst thing he has to encounter, life is pretty good to be perfectly honest. It's got to be hard being different in this world. You didn't mean anything. You were making a statement that just coincidentally was in front of the wrong person.

ZiggyMorrison 0

HEY ASSHOLE they dont like the term midget they preffered to be called "African Americans"

the last comment is a bit confusedd.... also i do stuff like that 2-its called bad timing

panda24 0

Oh, look! Just another FML where someone makes a "midget" comment and there just happens to actually be a midget in the room. Funny, funny, funny.

shadydogman 0

what is the midget gonna do..

hahah.. way to go! yesterday i was in Deb's looking at dresses and i turned to my friend and told her that the ones infront of us looked like something Japanese people would wear.. there were japanese people right next to me looking at them -_-

1st_time_caller_ 0

HEY! A LITTLE PERSON SITTING THERE PROVES YOUR POINT. YOU SHOULD NEVER CALL A LITTLE PERSON "A MIDGET" BUT SAYING "THIS COUCH IS FOR A LITTLE PERSON" ISN'T GOOD ENGLISH. YOUR DAD WOULD HAVE HEARD "YOU ARE TOO FAT FOR SUCH A SMALL COUCH". SO, you did the right thing. You said midget because it conveyed the meaning you intended. HOWEVER, IN YOUR FML YOU THEN REFERRED TO A LITTLE PERSON AS "A MIDGET" INSTEAD OF ONLY REPEATING WHAT YOU SAID EARLIER AND THEN SAYING "There was a little person sitting right there..." SO, YOU MESSED UP IN YOUR FML, BUT IN REAL LIFE YOU DID EXACTLY THE RIGHT THING, INCLUDING BEING EMBARRASSED FOR CALLING THEM "A MIDGET".

meganpaige 0

obviously IT WAS for a midget if a midget was sitting on it! that's hilarious. And midgets need to get over themselves trying to jump on the politically correct banwagon. THEY ARE MIDGETS! so that's what they're gonna be called. Get over it. There's nothing wrong with that word! Its not like someone called them n*ggers or f*ggots. #31 You are doing TOO much typing all that. further more "wasn't GOOD English" isnt "good" English either! FYL lmao

Monty_Python 0

This is barely an FML. The midget proved your point. Maybe he was a little offended but I'm sure he'll get over it.