By Anonymous - 10/01/2017 14:30

Today, I was in the kitchen with my mother putting up the dishes. I went to stand up from putting a pot in a lower cabinet and hit my head on the upper cabinet she left open by accident. Hello concussion number nine. FML
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Same thing different taste

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Spudnik 21

Number NINE?! What the hell caused one through eight?!

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So, this is mine- apparently I wasn't logged in, huh...or this was copied word for word from mine... As for where the other eight came from- two were car accidents where I was a passenger, two were given to my by my older brother (who was a foot taller and 120+ lbs heavier), two were the result of people throwing objects in crowded hallways at school, and, yes, two of them were strictly me not being aware of where I was in space. As for symptoms as a result of the repeated concussions, yes, I h

I'm pretty curious as to what was thrown in those school hallways. And were they aiming for you or do you just have really bad luck?

<p>I'd have given you the benefit of the doubt had you not added the 'number nine' part. Holy cow I think it's time for you to wear a helmet buddy!</p>

First time was a heavy duty thermos that was thankfully empty, second time was one of those large (but not the largest) Gatorade bottles filed about 3/4ths of the way with frozen Gatorade. I'm pretty sure it was an accident in both cases, though hazy on what they were doing. I only know what hit me the second time because I remember using it as an ice pack since it hit me over my right eye and I had a hell of a shiner the next week or two.

Concussion No. 9 sounds like the sequel to Mambo No. 5

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

this is mambo no 5 dadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadadada

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

you know with all the broken bones, the smashed ribs.... And the brain damage. And the brain damage. Oh hey master Roshi, when did you get here?