By maximus - 20/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML
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drgnsf8 0

not an fml. why do people get grossed out when girls talk about the same shit guys do.

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kerrygirl 13

and this is a fml because??? were u like automatically going to get with her since u sat at the next table???

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slacker_69 6

ydi for being a stalker and sit at the table next them and then decide to ease drop on them... they probably knew you were following them so they decided to gross you out Lol so FML art same time

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limitedition 25

That's what you get for eavesdropping on girl-talk. We are grosser than you may think!

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Kitti_the_Killer 8

Join in anyway... tell them how much diarrhea YOU'RE going to have xD

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erjgyflover 18

Now, remember this: do not eavesdrop. You'll ether get caught, or regret it somehow.

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TheAspieDork 27

They probably only discussed that because they knew you were snooping. You deserved it for being a creep.

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trashofthething 7

Today, while me and my friend were at Chipotle we noticed a creepy man sitting near us and ease dropping on our conversation. The only way to get him to leave by talking in explicit detail about all the diarrhea we were going to have later. FML

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