By maximus - 20/01/2010 00:08 - United States

Today, I was in the line at Chipotle and noticed a very attractive lady in her mid 20's. I deliberately took the table next to her and her friend and happened to overhear what they were talking about. They were both discussing how much diarrhea they were going to have when they got home. FML
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You deserved it 31 263

Same thing different taste

Top comments

drgnsf8 0

not an fml. why do people get grossed out when girls talk about the same shit guys do.

and this is a fml because??? were u like automatically going to get with her since u sat at the next table???

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varkey 7

i despise people who think it's okay to talk about stuff like this in a public setting. heck, i wouldn't share this info with anyone at all unless it was relevant [e.g. it was painful diarrhea accompanied with stomach pains and projectile vomiting and i needed someone to take me to the doctor]. although, it would suck to get diarrhea from chipotle. i love chipotle and eat it often, and though i've heard that it causes gas + diarrhea in many people, i am apparently not one of them. sucks to have a weak stomach i guess.

jskibabe22 4
simsimma88 0

What's the problem here? For all those guys that didn't know, girls poop. And guess what, they have painful diarrhea from time to time too

I think they might have been trying to scare you away :P

Instead of listening to other peoples conversations try listening to dubstep

Adi2........... You have just grossed me out so bad that I don't even want to listen to dubstep