By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

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Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 696
You deserved it 56 817

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

Comments

Marcumms 0

First of all that's messed up of you to put your own daughter on blast and secondly you probably did weirder stuff when you were a kid. Takes a freak to raise a freak bro, grow up.

Coccinelle_fml 15

Hmm... With a nosy snooping around parent like you, you're lucky she's only a Twilight fan.

Oh, screw you! If it was your son writing that story about two chicks, you'd be high-fiving him! guess what??? Your daughter is a human being with a sexual side! She's gonna have sex, and she's gonna give blow jobs! Deal!!!!!!

I think that's not the point. The point is that it's with these 2 fgts from twilight.

Well she could be out getting knocked up by non-fictional people... but you so deserved it.

First of all, she's 16 and growing up. She's just exploring her sexuality. You should be happy she's not having sex. 16 year olds love twilight; that's not unusual either. As far as I'm concerned, the only "freak" is you for snooping around your daughter's laptop.

How can you call your own daughter a freak, and say you can't even look her in the eye? Some father you are -_-

YDI for snooping but also FYL for having a Twilight obsessed weirdo as a daughter.

nerdlover92596 0

Yo, you raised her, OP, so some of it's your fault.

tinypurplegiant 0

Best fml I have read all day!