By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

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Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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zcheema17 0

Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

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Deathhound 27

Well, you don't need to snoop around. I know I have been very angry with you.

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AmberHall 2

What a lovely father you are. Snooping on your 16 year old daughter's computer for sexual stuff (because that is EXACTLY what you were looking for- which makes you pretty creepy yourself) and then calling her a freak because she does something which while ******* odd is hardly unusual for a girl her age. Next time try installing the updates without invading someone's privacy. How would you like it if she sneaked into your room and found all the tranny-**** you've got hidden under your bed, or the teenage girls gone wild videos on YOUR computer?

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ikickgingers 15

You did a word count ? Hmmm ?

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AZUMIKKEL 3

do you know what Microsoft Office - Word is? it can count words

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ikickgingers 15

Yes but why would that be something he would pay attention to? Dont be a jackass I was just questioning why that was something deemed important

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kayvan 8

Oh come on. The only difference between you and her is that your story would be handwritten and involve some old timey movie actress from the talkies. ;-)

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delfino1604 24

lesson learned, now stop snooping around ;)

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Cheesecakee 11

Um im pretty sure alot of 16yo girls fantasize about them...even though edward is completly disgusting

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1twilight 0

well thats mean. im sure you did some creepy shit when you were her age.

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ikickgingers 15

Okay I'm reading about everyone pissed off at the freak comment... It's of a sexual nature maybe he meant his daughter is a sexual freak? Like butter , cheese curds, nipple clamps, a 30 rack of bud light, some matches, a torture rack, 4 rolling pins, 2 bowling balls, and some tripe entry points and rolling around in the blood the gay vamp just juiced out of unmentionable body parts.

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AmberHall 2

Then he should at least give her points for imagination

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