By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

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Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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zcheema17 0

Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

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NoahEibon 11

She likes Twilight so she is a freak

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ChangMu 8

It's rude to snoop, but damn, you're right.

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devourerofbooks 10

YDI for letting her read/watch that mind numbing bullshit. Sad when even a movie's own actors/actresses hate what they're doing. Robert Patterson didn't even want to meet Meyers.

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LaUruguaya 11

Um, you don't know what you're talking about...Robert has defended the series and fans and got along well with Stephenie.

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devourerofbooks 10

Not from what I read a while back when the movie first came out. Either way it's still terrible.

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MissKrissy 5

The movies were shit, the books were awesome. The actors and director corrupt movie ruined twilight series for me forever.

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LaUruguaya 11

Well if you read it somewhere it MUST be true!

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LaUruguaya 11

Zomg, a teenage girl wrote down a fantasy!! Stop the presses, it's the end of the world!!!! Seriously, get the **** over it. Before Twilight it was boy bands, before them it was Leonardo DiCaprio, teenage guess ALWAYS have these obsessions. The twilight bashing is old.

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jooliaboolia 6

it may be weird but you shouldn't call your daughter a freak. you should love her no matter what and just wait for the twilight fad to pass.

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Giants24 0

i found that on my gf's laptop everytime there was an edward i changed it to Megan Fox and every Jacob i changed to my name.

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suitgirl5 5

I love how everyone says he's a horrid parent for calling his kid a freak....cause none of us ever call our parents assholes or worse...

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rubberducky5609 3

My mom calls me those names all the time! xD

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suitgirl5 5

LOL mine did too when I was younger and I called her more mean things than I remember...she also snooped through my stuff but now that I'm older and not an angsty 16 year old I know she did it to make sure I stayed on the right track. Sorry but with the Internet these days you never know, you hear about kids putting up nude pics that are 15/16 years old and the parents had no clue...better to be overinvolved than nothing.

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sammsaballerr 1

at least its not a story about her actually having sex. YDI asshole give your kid some damn privacy.

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JakkRabbit 0

it's just writing. So what? There's a lot of sexual fan fictions out there.

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