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By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML

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By redhanded - 28/05/2011 09:24 - United States

Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML

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limeyemilyy 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:56

Rewrite some of it to freak her out

zcheema17 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 6:56

Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

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Rach227 8

Saturday 27 August 2011 16:39

Snooping around you're daughters laptop? Yea YDI...

Winter1lover 7

Saturday 27 August 2011 16:44

YDI for snooping through her stuff when she trusted you to help with the computer. FHL for writing that crap.

LexSpades 4

Saturday 27 August 2011 16:47

Shes not a freak, no matter how twisted the story is. Having a sexual fantasy about a fictional character at her age is the definition of normal. Just be happy it's a fantasy that won't ever come true. Plus it may not be her fantasy it maybe she was doing it as a joke. Friends of mine used to do that alot.

MissKrissy 5

Saturday 27 August 2011 17:17

I'm 16, my best friends are 15 and 16. I have friend's from both genders and I can honestly say we JOKE and PICK ON crap like this. None of my friend's fantasize about fictional characters, only living breathing people. Sorry to burst your bubble.

blahahahaSadFace 0

Tuesday 30 August 2011 1:58

so that doesn't mean others don't. I'm sure there are plenty of people who write fan-fics and front tell anyone about them. you honestly think that they would just up front hey I wright sexual fantasies about fictional characters or real characters from movies?!? specially when they are overly contuse (sp?). that if someone found out they'd be judge instantly for it?!?

MissKrissy 5

Tuesday 30 August 2011 6:18

Hey I make it a specialty. I don't lie, they don't lie. Makes things awesomely awkward sometimes but we share random crap

aylaa_fml 3

Saturday 27 August 2011 16:53

First of all, YDI for snooping Second of all, regardless of how weird that is, and yes it's Twilight, I know.. But thats so rude to say that about your OWN daughter. She's your daughter no matter what.. that's just not what a father or mother should say about their child.

Morguan 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 17:05

I find this disgusting. What kind of a father calls their own daughter a freak? You're an asshole for snooping. Sexual fantasies are perfectly normal at her age, regardless of content. I'd be glad she was thinking about something as tame as twilight. Stay the **** out if her files, asshole.

ttylmomma 0

Saturday 27 August 2011 17:10

Dude even though ur her dad that's so mean. I can't believe u would think of ur daughter like that.

MissKrissy 5

Saturday 27 August 2011 17:13

Anyone under the age of 18 and lives in their parents house has the rights and responsibilities of every other adult with the exception of the right to privacy from their guardian. Look it up.