By f*ckingdisgusted - 27/08/2011 01:13 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was installing updates on my 16 year old daughter's laptop, when I got the urge to snoop around. I found a 5,000 word sex story involving her and the Edward and Jacob weirdos from the Twilight movies. I can't even look her in the eyes. I can't believe I raised this freak. FML
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Same thing different taste

Top comments

Lol! Don't go snoop around her stuff! But that is weird...

Comments

She's your child. You should be disgusted of yourself for breaching your daughter's privacy. You're a terrible person. If she's a freak, then you're one too cause you're her parent. Dum-fakin-ass.

bubo_fml 10

Be thankful it wasn't "Step Brothers" or "Dumb & Dummer!"

RoxxyHustle 7

That's an awful thing to find, but hey you read it freak-o!! The freaky apple doesn't fall to far from the tree!!

hahahaha its funny because its fantasy, edward and jacob wouldn't do that. they're obviously gay for each other if they both have spray on abs and one wears glitter and sparkles.

rokelly7888 1

Yeah that is weird, But your her parent and you don't call your kids things like that. It's very disturbing that There are parents like you out there.

robo_thunder 13

Change all the Jacob and Edwards to Harry and Ron.

thrashdu2002 5

are u team edward or jacob when it comes to dudes railing ur daughter? lol

Twilight and Justin Bieber must be eradicated from the face of the earth!! They are turning our kids into freaks!

Wait, so you're disgusted by the private writings that your daughter wrote on her laptop that you found while you were snooping around? First off, you get what you deserve when you snoop, and secondly, why the hell would you read it if you found what it was?