Miscellaneous: Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly....

By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 00:26 - Iceland

Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML

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By barsituation - 03/01/2022 11:01 - United States

Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 13:29 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

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By Alyssa - 31/03/2012 18:53 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 19:17 - Israel

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By 4.0delinquent - 25/01/2022 19:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML

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By Johnnogood - 09/10/2012 13:57 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML

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IceeCreamm 7

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:32

Lol, you literally laughed out loud

nslurve 4

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:35

"This is a comedy club, not a laughing house. Please leave sir."

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The_SkyCantLimit 5

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:48

Ohh, that's what that sound was...

ScarletBloom 14

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:48

You laughed your ass out.

TonyIsMyDog 2

Sunday 22 January 2012 19:40

You're hot

perdix 29

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:49

You probably have one of those annoying goose-honking or donkey-braying kind of laughs. You might want to go to and ear, nose and throat guy to get your sinuses checked out. They'll fix you up and give you a human-sounding laugh.

ICATiger 13

Sunday 22 January 2012 17:29

Perdix was that comedian who made OP laugh so much you?? If it was you can't blame him

GoW_Chick 14

Sunday 22 January 2012 17:37

^ Suck up *cough* I mean what...

ICATiger 13

Sunday 22 January 2012 17:58

Well played GoW Chick. Well played.....

ladyLALAA 28

Monday 23 January 2012 13:48

Want some ice for that burn?

Mitch_Connor 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:50

That's like getting arrested for beating off in a **** theater... OH WAIT

obey_me 1

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:51

I got kicked out of my house for laughing at this post too loud.

Fnyrri 12

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:55

Well, comedy is serious business.

cysanleigh 13

Sunday 22 January 2012 17:04

You just must have been super obnoxious ! Stfu or gtfo sir.

ladyLALAA 28

Monday 23 January 2012 13:50

What is your photo? It's so cute I want one!

EmmyGrangerDC 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 17:10

The same thing happens to my dad. I can't go anywhere with him anymore.

DocBastard 38

Sunday 22 January 2012 17:13

You're probably one of those asshats who yells "OH YEAH THAT'S SO TRUE!! HAHAHA!!" after every joke. Learn to control your idiocy.

indiiboo 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 17:54

Are you mad, Brother? ^_^

GoW_Chick 14

Sunday 22 January 2012 18:03

Why did I automatically think of hulk hogan when I read your comment 43...?

jizzwold 21

Sunday 22 January 2012 18:35

I read it in hulk hogans voice for some reason

indiiboo 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 20:43

Who in goodnessheavens is Hulk Hogans? XD

KiddNYC1O 20

Sunday 22 January 2012 21:23

Randy Savage "Oh yeahhh!"

MrsDruidess 23

Sunday 15 September 2013 10:48

no dickwad, I didn't say we got kicked out for talking back, I said for laughing too loudly. Learn to read!

lolyeahthatsme 11

Sunday 22 January 2012 17:13

You must have been getting some pretty awkward looks.

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