By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML
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nslurve 4

"This is a comedy club, not a laughing house. Please leave sir."

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Johnny6speed 0

It might not have been your laughing was too loud but the sound of the laugh. I've heard some pretty horrid laughs and maybe yours was disrupting other people. I'm just saying that if I paid to go to a comedy show and someone's laugh was highly disruptive I'd be pissed. It no different then talking during a movie. And by that i mean the disruptive part the actual action of talking or laughing.

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Shleebs 12

OP paid to go to the club. If his only mistake was the sound of his laugh, he shouldn't have been kicked out. I saw George Lopez perform and there was an obviously intoxicated woman shouting random obscenities during and after each of his jokes. She was allowed to do so, and remained in the theatre the entire show regardless of the constant security guards that were roaming the floors. My point is that she should have been kicked out before anyone who was enjoying the show with a less than perfect laugh.

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CoolRainbowdash 15

Were you rolling on the floor laughing?

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maryam8869 7

too ugly not too loudly i guess :/

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cassiebear7652 7

Some laugh you must have

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skyeyez9 24

We're you laughing loudly like a hyena even before he got to the punch line? Prob why you were kicked out.

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TheJester12 15

comedian :so a guy comes into a bar... or was it horse? k so a guy comes into a horse ( next 5 minutes consist of OP braying and neighing like a castrated horse until he is handcuffed and taken away for disturbing he piece .

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TheJester12 15

the peace * damn fat fingers are making me out to be a neanderthal

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THE_A_TEEN 27

It probably went like this: Achmed: 2 Dudes walk in a bar... Jeff: Noo! Achmed: You don't let gays in your bar? You bastard OP: HAHAHAHAJAHJAJAJ SHAH AJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHHAHALOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOKLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOHAHAJ, ITS FUNNY CUZ THE DEAD TERRORIST PUPPET SAID IT, WHHOOO JEFF!!!!... Control your laughter, man.

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GoW_Chick 14

... Yes control your laughter, or Achmed will keel you!

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insanelyXnikki 18

This somehow reminds me of Peter's foreign coworker in Family Guy...

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