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By Anonymous - 22/01/2012 08:25 - United States

Today, I was kicked out of a comedy club for laughing too loudly. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2013 00:26 - Iceland

Today, at an open mic comedy club, my jokes went down so poorly that someone decided to hurl a chair at me on-stage. FML

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By barsituation - 03/01/2022 11:01 - United States

Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/09/2013 13:29 - United Kingdom - Milton Keynes

Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML

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By Alyssa - 31/03/2012 18:53 - United States - Fayetteville

Today, I was kicked out of my review lecture at community college, for "being a disturbance and refusing to stop whistling." I wasn't even given a chance to explain that I have a cold. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/11/2010 19:17 - Israel

Today, was my first day at school. I got kicked out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

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By hangman - 01/08/2013 18:25 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By power corrupts... - 07/08/2011 20:29 - Czech Republic

Today, at my job as a movie theater attendant, my boss finally eased up and let me sit in on one of the movies. One woman kept laughing out loud every other line. After ten minutes of her braying like a dying horse, I got up and had her ejected from the theater. I'm a terrible person. FML

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By 4.0delinquent - 25/01/2022 19:01 - United States - Chicago

Today, I was kicked out of college for not attending a class I wasn't ever enrolled in. FML

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By Johnnogood - 09/10/2012 13:57 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML

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IceeCreamm 7

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:32

Lol, you literally laughed out loud

nslurve 4

Sunday 22 January 2012 16:35

"This is a comedy club, not a laughing house. Please leave sir."

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honeybadger123 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 21:48

was it really that loud?

Okayitwasme 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 21:54

Dumb ass!

bubo_fml 10

Sunday 22 January 2012 22:55

Joke 'em if they can't take a fu--(Wait a minute, did I get that right?)

ilove80smetal 8

Sunday 22 January 2012 22:56

Comedy is no laughing matter.

msjoyfull84 0

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:19

What were you thinking, laughing in a comedy club?!?!?! Serves you right, that shit ain't funny!

Shayton 12

Sunday 22 January 2012 23:53

You just made a new texting acronym. Lmaooacc. Laugh my ass out of a comedy club.

GlitterAngel 8

Monday 23 January 2012 0:07

Did you get your money back?

Colonel_Lexi 18

Monday 23 January 2012 0:58

That reminds me of what Kevin Hart said about a laugh that's so bad that everyone stops laughing when they hear it.

friedeggyolive 7

Monday 23 January 2012 1:45

Well were you being extremely obnoxious and immature?

vbmg152 18

Monday 23 January 2012 2:12

WTF??

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