Miscellaneous: Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking...

By Username - 13/11/2010 00:24 - United States

Today, I was leaving the car wash when I saw my friend walking on the sidewalk. I pulled over next to her and asked if she wanted a ride. Only after getting a face full of the soda she was drinking did I realize I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2024 06:00 - United States - Bakersfield

Today, I hopped into what I thought was my friend’s car, sat down, and started chatting away about the trip to Vegas we were about to hit the road for. After a few moments of awkward silence, I looked up to see a terrified stranger staring at me. I was very close to getting maced. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2010 14:41 - United Kingdom

Today, I was getting picked up by my dad after I had been swimming. I saw his car, so I walked over to it, got in and started talking about how I'd seen my brother. It wasn't until after I had put my seat belt on that I realized I was talking to a complete stranger. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 02:47 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got rear-ended. An old woman got out and came over to my car window. I thought she was coming to apologize and trade insurance companies. Instead, she poured her soda on my head, ran back into her car, and drove away. FML

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By ugly - 10/07/2011 06:03 - United States

Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

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By relievedbutashamed - 22/02/2019 20:00

Today, I left a coffee shop abruptly to go to my car to let out some really bad and loud gas. My window was partly open because it's broken. A stranger was walking on the sidewalk in front of me. He looked terrified. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/04/2022 20:00 - Canada - Saint-jérôme

Today, I walked up to my friend and slapped her ass, because that’s what we always do. Turns out, it wasn’t my friend, it was a total stranger. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/02/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I was driving with my mom. She had some soda with her from earlier, and even though it was probably warm, I was thirsty. I ask for a sip, she hands it to me and says sure. And I get a mouthful of ash-and-cigarette-butt-filled soda. Apparently she didn't feel the need to mention this to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/09/2011 19:51 - United States

Today, I went to my favorite drive-in burger joint for dinner. As I was nearing the end of my burger, I grabbed a cup from the cup holder that I thought was filled with soda. Instead, I got a mouthful of dip spit that a friend left in my car. FML

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By Sherressa - 02/12/2013 20:04 - Ireland - Dublin

Today, I saw my friend's car in front of school. I'd had a bad day and just wanted to talk with her. I got in and sat down, and felt something squish beneath me. Turns out it wasn't actually my friend's car, and I'd just sat on a random woman's cake. FML

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By blackandblue - 02/11/2010 16:26 - United States

Today, I was waiting for a friend to pick me up. It was after dark and I was nervous, so when he pulled up I immediately jumped in the car. The young girl in the driver's seat started freaking out, screaming and punching me in the face repeatedly. I'd accidentally gotten in the wrong car. FML

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Stinkis 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 3:30

I don't know if you're life is ****** because of it, but the girl was clearly overtracting. You get a FML from me.

lilykat84 4

Saturday 13 November 2010 3:33

wow and a simple no wouldn't have done. or maybe you just look creepy :)

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lilykat84 4

Saturday 13 November 2010 4:16

a simple no wouldn't have worked? wow some people. or maybe you just looked creepy to her. :D no hard feelings!

marinus_fml 19

Saturday 13 November 2010 4:20

OP was the guy that received a restraining order from someone he had never met, turns out she was the person that requested the restraining order. FYL OP On a side note, that's what you get for being lazy, and not washing your own car.

jakeisawake 3

Saturday 13 November 2010 4:25

Have you ever heard of a self-service car wash?

perez758 2

Saturday 13 November 2010 4:20

aww wasted soda.. boo

driftability 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 4:20

Tru ****.

mrahhhhh 21

Saturday 13 November 2010 4:27

Did she at least splash Cactus Cooler on you? Then it wouldn't be a third as bad as if you got a face full of...say... A&W root beer. Man that crap sucks! If she splashed Leninade (not a typo) on you, then this would ALMOST be a win.

Devin91 20

Saturday 13 November 2010 4:32

acward

sugarr0babby0 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 7:45

awkward *

Twistedsoul_fml 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 4:36

she was just so exited that she like expeled the soda from her mouth(the spittake thingy)

Twistedsoul_fml 0

Saturday 13 November 2010 4:37

oh and YDI cuz well idk yet get back to me when I think of a reason

Uscdrew1 7

Saturday 13 November 2010 5:17

That comment is a fail. You had as much time as you wanted to post it, yet you couldn't come up with a reason to justify your YDI verdict? What the hell is wrong with you?