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By daddy'sgirl - 21/06/2012 04:11 - United States - Memphis

Today, I was lecturing my high school students on the importance of a good education. I pointed out the janitor in the hall and told them if they didn't stay in school, they'd end up like him. Then one of my students raised her hand and reminded me that the janitor I pointed to was her dad. FML

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By paperbox - 16/01/2011 05:07 - Australia

Today, my maths teacher was giving my whole class a lecture on 'if you don't pay attention at school, you will fail.' She then pointed out out a man working on the roof and said: 'if you don't listen, you will end up like that guy.' That was my dad. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/01/2016 02:51 - United States - Mission

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2013 20:36

Today, the mother of one of my students bitched me out about her son's poor grades. He lazes around all day, paying no attention and being a constant nuisance. But, she says it's not his fault, and demands that I give him better grades so he won't get "self-esteem" issues. FML

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By Teaching26 - 15/05/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I lectured my second-grade class to be more descriptive in their writing. I gave them an assignment to describe something in the classroom. I was grading their work later, and one student wrote, "My class is taught by a fat teacher with gray hair." FML

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By Franco - 10/04/2009 14:07 - United States

Today, I was sent to an elementary school for safety day. One of the dads was asking about my job, when I told him about the long hours and high stress involved. He turned to his son and said, "Now see why you stay in school?" I'm a paramedic. With a bachelor's degree. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/07/2020 02:01

Today, I was doing my job and trying to teach a lazy bunch of 16-year-olds. A girl entered the room just 15 minutes before class ended, so I snapped, "Someone had better have died for you to be this late!" She immediately burst into tears. Turns out, someone had. FML

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By helen_ - 23/04/2009 15:51 - United States

Today, I had to go to my 10 year-old son's school to talk about my job being a chef. As I was almost finished, I asked the kids "What would you like to do when you grow up?" Without hesitation one kid replied with a straight face, "Anything but being a douchebag like you." FML

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By lamb-chop - 02/12/2008 06:32 - France

Today, my philosophy teacher asked me about my parents. I replied that my mum was a cleaner and my dad was a bus driver. In an astonished voice, she said, "But, you're clever..." FML

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By Is McDonald's Hiring? - 23/04/2019 12:00

Today, I was sternly told that if I didn't pass more students, I would be out of a job. I then went to my class to collect papers, and was stymied by how I could be giving passing grades to the 12 of 24 who didn't turn anything in. College students. FML

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By ITM21 - 09/03/2012 06:43 - United States

Today, I accused a student in my class of getting his dad to do his homework. It turns out that his dad died two years ago. FML

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kill3rs 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 12:06

Ydi. A lot of people end up with jobs like that because they can't get anything better and at least they have a job.

HandsomeRatch 20

Thursday 21 June 2012 12:08

Serves you right, OP. Why would you even say that? At least he ha s a job, you're not better than him or anyone else who does "dirty work".

Comments

tfontaine17 1

Thursday 21 June 2012 17:13

Your a bitch

dear_old_nicki 3

Thursday 21 June 2012 17:16

That's incredibly rude! You should always use a very general topic if you're going to diss anything.

the_lololagist 11

Thursday 21 June 2012 17:16

three words: good will hunting.

heart_aussie_fml 20

Thursday 21 June 2012 17:19

You deserve it for being a narrow-minded idiot. Studies and office jobs are not for everyone.

stiegr 0

Thursday 21 June 2012 17:21

Ever seen Good Will Hunting, OP?

quirrus 9

Thursday 21 June 2012 17:23

you asshole

dear_old_nicki 3

Thursday 21 June 2012 17:25

Also, many schools require a high school diploma or GED to work in one. Probably not all of them, but many. My school has hired 2 seniors as part time janitors, only because they're very mature and at least working on their diploma. Ditto to like everyone on here, he could be very educated but unable to get a better job. Until you know everything, keep your big mouth shut.

phograph 5

Thursday 21 June 2012 17:30

OP you need to learn to see beyond your own ass. Have you seen the economy lately? Maybe he couldn't find another job, despite the fact that he does have an education. Maybe next time you should talk to them about how McDonald's workers don't have educations. Maybe one of their dads manages there and you can look more like a fool. Goodness.. I'm a freaking kid and I feel like I have more sense than you.

CoconutOil 7

Thursday 21 June 2012 17:41

So, should we round all trash collectors are shoot them?! Your level of education doesn't make you better/worst than anybody else. How many people with doctorates are corrupt? Plenty... There are millions of people with lower education that have more ethics and, know how to pick their word better than you OP! YDI..

tebanny77 4

Thursday 21 June 2012 17:54

I agree that was not nice. Being a teacher myself I know how snotty some other teachers can be. You give the rest of us teachers a bad name. This is what you are teaching the future.