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By brit - 11/02/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, I was listening to my favorite radio station outta Detroit. A commercial came on for a program that was giving federal grants to people who were going into a trade, like me. Right as I was getting excited I heard the words "brought to you by the government of Canada." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2021 05:01

Today, here in Canada, my father-in-law talked to me about how people who are "not Canadians" are destroying the country. He called me an "import" several times within the course of an hour. I've been a citizen for over twenty years. FML

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By Broke - 27/03/2009 00:24 - United States

Today, I was entered into an online contest where they announce your name on the radio and if you call in within an hour they pay your bills for you. I'm unemployed, so I got really excited when they announced my name. My call wouldn't go through - I hadn't paid my phone bill and the line was disconnected. FML

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By Scotty - 28/07/2014 10:16 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I met someone who works in radio advertising. Making conversation, I described an ad that I can't stand. He wrote it. FML

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By jesus christ - 01/10/2011 02:55 - United States

Today, I was giving an anti-drugs speech to a group of ninth graders. I got onto the topic of trafficking from problem countries and asked a student to point out Mexico City on a map. He hesitated a few seconds before pointing at Canada. What the hell has the education system come to? FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I got a phone call, and the person on the other line started speaking French. I assumed it was my friend since we usually speak French with each other, so I said in French "What do you want, asshole?". It wasn't my friend. It was a representative for the exchange program I'm applying for. FML

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By h4rdy - 09/03/2012 16:55 - United States

Today, I was the 10th caller on a radio show. I answered the question correctly. The DJ informed I won a free air guitar of my choosing. I yelled with excitement over the air. The DJ then instructed me how to use my new air guitar. FML

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Be happy for me

By IHaveThePower - 01/10/2021 20:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I got offered an interview for a great job. My father then spent the entire dinner telling me how pointless it was, and how I should apply to the factory next door because I would spend all the extra money on gas. FML

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By LasagnaRawks - 14/10/2009 20:19 - United Kingdom

Today, I was listening to music, talking to a boy I like on MSN. He asked if I could share the song I was listening to, so I did. It wasn't until I had shared and fully transferred it did I realise it was actually the fake radio show I record on my own, in a phoney Australian accent. All 6 minutes of it. FML

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End student debt

By Reluctant Scholar - 08/03/2022 20:00 - United States - Bloomington

Today, I'm in a US college. I could've gone into a trade or internship, but no one listened. Now, while my parents brag to their friends that their child has a degree, I'll probably be spending the rest of life in crippling debt, sleeping on the side of the road, and begging strangers for table scraps. FML

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By accountingclown - 21/01/2017 00:23

Today, I travelled cross-country to interview for my dream job. The team seemed to love me and I had a lot of fun. In the airport on the way home I saw a news report that the company is closing. FML

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Thursday 11 February 2010 12:15

Move to Canada?? It seems lovely. :)

ukiba 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 12:47

that's why Canada is better

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pilnorm 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:36

You chose to live in the US

danyellbella35 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 21:37

Oh the benefits of being a Canadian :)

chikiitaaa 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:23

if u don't live in Canada OBVIOUSLY u can't apply for it or lie that ur from here unless ur doing the trade here duh. ps. Canada is way better. :)

focusf111 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 23:40

i find that the more you bastarize the name of their homeland the more they hate you, try canadia, canadier and so on in that fashion...itll do the trick

FMLable 0

Friday 12 February 2010 0:27

Relax people, I'm thinking this is a Canadian who was being sarcastic. I've convinced countless Americans that I have to go patch up my igloo because "30° gets a little melty." It was July here, too. I was kidding

V_S234 0

Friday 12 February 2010 0:59

Haha that's so fun.

sneakymcpothead 0

Thursday 20 October 2011 18:19

Omg lol I hate how they think we Live in igloos some American once asked mr if we Celebrate the fourth of July I laughed so hard !!

movies12 0

Friday 12 February 2010 0:59

Just wanted to remind u all THE 2010 OLYMPICS ARE IN VANCOUVER, BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA!!!!!!!!!! :-D Sorry!! I'm proud to be Canadian!

limewire509 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:00

oh thats funny canada free grants america shitty bombs and mcdicks eveywhere

xd0rkiee 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:26

This isn't really a FML. It's not like you lost a federal grant.

Mylife_is_so_fd 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:20

thats what u get for living in a shitty contry like usa

kmsnapp 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 3:59

what's a contry? hahahahaha

adomas2010 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:21

ok here's the OP. didn't mean to offend Canada. just talking bout how crappy Michigan is. mmmk? if you think this is lame, Im sorry u aren't Intelligent enough to get the joke. thanks. :) gotta love 89x!!!