Hey, you choose to read the comments in the first place. Plus, there's a reply button for a reason. Why would you comment in the first place if no one's going to talk/notice you? Making friends on a commenting site is only natural.

OMG, random person with a stick up their ass, get over it! You're on the COMMENT page. If you just wanted to read funny FMLs, you wouldn't even come here. You must want to get to know or at least hear opinions from the users. So...ya know...this is what you get. You don't like our subject matter. Boohoo. I don't like when people here bitch about my comments. That's life. People can say whatever they wish within the rules.

Really... shut up! I've not even 'talked' to Plexico/ Intoxicunt and others, but their banter's actually quite refreshing amongst all the "FIRST!!!!!" and "LOLYDI" 's...

heatherewf, You really should not talk like that to me. Almost always, my first comment (or several) are based on the actual FML. Sometimes they go on tangents that become irrelevant to the original topic but that is part of the fun (That's what the indentation is for.) Sometimes I indulge in a lot of back-and-forth, but often not as much as you think. I am happy with the attention I get here. Does it make you feel important to begrudge me that? Do you like judging a guy that comes here to make you laugh? Do you know anything about my life that lets you belittle me and cast aspersions on my friendships?

i second that, heatherewf (:

Thank you, chillout. :) I'd like to think the comments are for some fun, not just copy + pasting what the buttons say. #1- YDI. #2- FYL. #3- FYL. #4- YDI. That's not interesting. There's really no logic behind the argument that we shouldn't have the conversations we have. If you don't like them, scroll.

Thanks, xxchilloutxx. =) heatherwf, we're just having a little fun. If you don't like it, fine, but you don't have to bitch about it. You don't have to read EVERY SINGLE COMMENT. It's like people who watch a tv show they hate but don't change the channel just because they want to complain about how much they hate it.

Win!

If you wedge a stack of pennies just above the door handle and one just below, using a screwdriver or crowbar to form a large gap, that ******* door is stuck. From the inside, the only practical way to get free is to knock out the hinge pins. Maybe if you had a pipe wrench and a cheater bar. . . This is all theoretical. You kids don't try this! ;) ;)

Yes, but what would a college girl be doing with lube?

Plexico, how do you think she got the UTI that causes her to feel the need to pee so badly?

You got me, Witchcraft, and F My Life for knowing immediately what UTI stands for. To paraphrase Larry Craig, "I don't have a UTI. I have never had a UTI. I just take a wide stance when I pee."

Oh, Witchy-poo, you are adorable! :)

My comment hath disappeared! Ah, Plexi-poo, you bring it out of me! :]