By pennyhater - 07/10/2009 20:43 - United States

Today, I was locked inside my dorm room. Yeah, inside. How? Some of my floormates decided to stick pennies in the door frame, which jammed the handle. I was stuck inside my room and had to pee really bad. I couldn't call an RA to get me out either. Why? I am the RA. FML
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You deserved it 5 016

Same thing different taste

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Step 1: Pee in a container. Step 2: Spike their drink with contents of said container. Step 3: Smile in satisfaction of both achievements!

around_the_world 0

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It's called a trashcan... although its not a normal option, its not like you're ruining anything that you werent already planning on throwing our... unless you have one of those wicker trash cans... but still, there must be something rather than the floor that you can relieve yourself on/in

There are NO other RAs who work with you? So you both man the front desk and do the walks all by yourself at all hours?

sunsetxcrash 3

As someone said earlier in the thread, not every school is the same. For instance, at mine, we do have multiple RAs in the building, but no front desk (an office, where our resident manager leaves at 5), and they're only on duty for 2-3 hours at night. In the freshman dorms, there's one per floor, so if you have a two-floor building and one goes home for the weekend... do the math. One RA. If it's 3:00am and you need someone, you either wake an RA (they're allowed to have their phones off or on silent - you can knock on a freaking door) or call public safety (not everyone has their phone number, despite it being on the office door, because they're idiots). Perhaps she doesn't have a front desk. Or other RAs. Or maybe the other RAs have their phones off. Maybe they don't have public safety. You don't know what her situation was, so you can't really make assumptions about the surrounding circumstances to try turning her story around. The point was, she had to pee, she couldn't get out, her residents are assholes, so she had an FML moment. And before I see another comment saying "pee in a garbage can," think about it - how often do you prefer peeing in a garbage can over using a bathroom? Probably not that much.

I'm simply dying to know how this situation ended up.

i totally didn't know you could jam a handle with pennies...

MiddleChild08 0

in my dorm, you can't. our doors open in, obviously, and the wall in the hallway extends over the side of the door, so it would be impossible to shove anything between the door and the doorjamb.

thats the type of door your supposed to do it on

blah123blah 0

Owe, you should never stick your penis in a door.

Where is your axe? I have an axe in my room. You never know when you'll need one. If you manage to get out of there than at least you'll be able to collect a couple of pennies.