Miscellaneous: Today, I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we...

By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I picked up the hand to examine the bones in the finger, and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML

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By KWM - 12/02/2009 13:28 - United States

Today, I shook hands with a girl and held onto her hand while telling her she had very tiny, delicate hands. When I let go to look at them, I discovered she only had two fingers. FML

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By Lonely - 12/09/2009 11:53 - Australia

Today, I found out that despite having attended every university party held over the last two years, the only physical contact I have had with a member of the opposite sex is when the security guard stamps my hand. FML

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By Penkkis - 13/09/2011 06:11 - Finland

Today, I was so lonely, I tried to hold hands with plastic "horror hand" I bought for Halloween. FML

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You deserved it 9 081

By Anonymous - 03/06/2011 21:12 - United States

Today, I locked lips with someone, or rather something, other than family for the first time in my life. It was a CPR dummy. FML

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You deserved it 7 375

By MineAlwaysTouching - 27/04/2017 18:00

Today, while studying pictures of a cadaver for an anatomy class, I found myself jealous of its thigh gap. FML

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You deserved it 1 812

Class act

By raspberrysachere - 03/06/2019 16:00

Today, I was in yoga class. We were in downward-facing dog pose, and the male instructor stood behind me and gave me an assist/adjustment by pulling upward on my hips. As I left the class, I realized that was the most intimate touch I've ever received from a man. I'm a 25-year-old straight woman. FML

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You deserved it 249

By dizzlewizzle - 06/03/2009 02:29 - United States

Today, I was getting restless in my psychology class. I stretched out both of my arms and hands into the aisles on either side of me, only to find myself with my teacher's package in my palm. FML

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Skinny girl

By mortifying - 28/10/2019 20:00 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, I started playing footsie with the girl I like next to me in Biology. Turns out it was the table leg. FML

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You deserved it 1 955

By Lizofsmeg - 11/05/2012 05:03 - United States

Today, I was at my new boyfriend's flat. As I came out of the toilet he walked over, took my hand, looked at me and whispered, "You washed your hands. Good." in an extremely creepy manner. FML

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You deserved it 3 226

By Mr. E - 14/11/2018 17:30

Today, as I was teaching my 10th grade biology honors class, a student came in with a dead frog and asked if we could dissect it. He tried to toss it to me and missed, so it landed in a girl's lap. She threw up all over me. FML

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nooneknowsmyname 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:23

heh and he's dead too

jessicaislameee 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:25

its okay. we're on the same boat

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bco12 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:38

#19, most juniors in college are about 21.

SuperTryan 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:38

lol cause females have larger hips so when they can cradle a baby when they're pregnant.. you can tell if a skeleton is a male or female. and most likely her teacher asked the students knew if it was a male or female.

Shadowflames420 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:38

awww. I'm sure the right guy will come around. Some guys actually like nice girls vs *****.

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Friday 29 May 2009 1:38

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Friday 29 May 2009 1:38

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HalfBludPrincess 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:39

#13, in a male skeleton, the pubic bone is narrower and more heart-shaped. A female skeleton's pubic bone is wider and has more of an oval shape.

NoneOfTheAbove 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:39

Thats creepy

bco12 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:39

26, stfu. If she were a lesbian this wouldn't be an fml. Besides, most lesbians have dated men (including myself)

Geist_fml 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:41

Maybe thats an indication you should pay more attention to your social part of life?

pchands00 0

Friday 29 May 2009 1:42

this is stupid. i'm sick of these FML's of people whining about never finding someone. thats not a FML, an fml is a horrible thing that happens that ***** with your life. not a sudden "realization" that your lonely. Today, i saw a couple holding hands, and i realized i didn't have a girlfriend and i felt sad. FML ^^^^Bad!!! Today, I was trying to save a lost puppy and the second i bent down to pick it up, a homeless man walked up to me and jizzed in my eye. FML ^^^ Better Enough with the sob stories already!