By Anonymous - 28/05/2009 19:44 - United States

Today, I was looking at the skeleton of a human male that we have in out biology classroom. I picked up the hand to examine the bones in the finger, and had the sudden realization that this is the only time that I have held hands with a boy. I'm a junior in college. FML
I agree, your life sucks 59 230
You deserved it 8 685

Same thing different taste

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Well, on the bright side, you've reduced your chances of getting a cold, flu, etc.

MADISAYSYDI 0

Oh, and #51, I called that number...and I think your mom answered, HA!

These types of FMLs are getting way too old. They are not funny. I could make up hundreds of these.

xiloveyoux3 0

wow, how is that even possible? I'm sure some time in your entire life, somehow, for maybe even a second you infact HAVE at least held hands with a real life boy. And if somehow you really haven't held hands with a guy...you must be REALLY ugly =X

I can't help but thinking, at least you didn't say you proceed to realize you'd never held hands with a boy. Just sayin'.

See, this is going to be me. I am only 14, but I will someday be you. No matter how hard I try not to be...my life is ******!

NO. YDI. Get a life. There are too many "first times" around here. They are beginning to smell. I find them very hard to believe.