By fml - 12/08/2011 06:14 - Canada

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Today, I was lying in bed with my boyfriend, telling him how much I loved him. His answer? "Less lovin' more humpin'." This happens every single time. FML
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Same thing different taste

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silly_kitten 9

That's when you say "Less humpin' more dumpin'."

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enonymous 8

Sounds like someone started to write his wedding vows... I'm jealous

And you didn't correct him? More lovin' means more humpin'. If he never says he loves you and only wants sex, I would rename your role in this relationship: from 'partner' to 'friend with benefits'.

Dodge4x4Ram 46
Senior29 8

well he's got a point, after all, humpin is called "makin love" ;)

Talk to him about it, don't just complain on FML!

wilasmilexD 0

..... O___o well... You can turn him on... and leave him like that.... Looks like somebody will be using their hand tonight.... >;)

848901 0

Ydi but only cause, if that's his response EVERYTIME you say 'i love you', then he obviously doesn't feel the sameway...