That's offensive. Pull the super deluxe tampon out of your ass and stop blaming her stupidity on something us girls get that we get shit for all the time.

Wait... Because 13 made an overgeneralized comment about something women can't control meaning something different? Just like OP did about her boyfriend's erection? Hmm..

43 you can't fix stupid. I was actually hoping this sparked into an argument for my reading pleasure.

Apparently women can't have emotions without it getting blamed on pms. Sometimes we're idiots and sometimes we're just mad. In this case OP's girlfriend is the former. As are you 13

I find it offensive as well. I don't get pms while on my period, and I hate when people blame our periods whenever we randomly get mad or upset. Some people are just naturally moody.

I love when people assume I'm mad or emotional because I'm PMSing. I haven't had a period (or PMS) in five years. So that's good for a laugh.

Your picture fits in perfectly with that comment

Dude, I'm a trucker. There be some scary ass lot lizards at truck stops. I lock my doors and hide in the sleeper. Sssscccccaaaaaaaaarrrrryyyyy!!!!!

"Lot lizards" is such an odd name for truck stop hooker. :P

Lot lizards is what we Carnies call them :o cause the area we set up the carnival at is refereed to as the carnival lot, or just the lot, and they are like lizards, crawling around looking for something hot.

Your comment was hard to understand until I realized you spelled 'now' instead of 'know.'

Should've been* sorry!

I think you meant to capitalize DO.

Not a good idea unless OP wants to activate psychobitch mode, but what you say is totally true