By sn-511 - 01/03/2013 22:54 - Italy - Naples

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Today, I was making out with my girlfriend, and after a while, she moved her hand down to my crotch. She felt my erection, then got up and yelled at me, calling me a horny pig for "assuming we were going to have sex." FML
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6tori6 5

yet she is the one who put her hand down your crotch...

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HandaPitler 1

Women, usually assuming we want to have sex just because we have a boner. i feel your pain op. my ex was the exact same way

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jujube08 5

Wow.. your gf clearly doesn't know much about the world of intimity/sexuality.. She might want to educate herself a little! Sorry op.. FYL

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oh_lordy_me 18

I don't think she knows how penises work...

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fksfsdhfsdfh 26

She is extremely sensative...

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deet124 11

Must've been hard for you

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Nik2B345 5

Lmao women are too complex

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Mysterion345 11

Yo G get out that right there is obvious behavior she cheating on you. Go find yourself a new girl

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BellaBelle_fml 23

No. That right there is obvious behavior of an ignorant person, like you.

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alexafml 5

For some reason I think this couple is extremely young...

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Ashara 15

Hope you dumped her. She's clearly either not all there, or deliberately f*cking with you

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MikeyScene420 17

She crazy leave her and find someone who's sane. That or take some ritilin that will make you too focused to get one. Trust meh

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Nessco 36

What is she? 10?? Does she have no idea at all about how the male body works. I feel for ya man. Hope she learns soon.

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yoursucklives 36

i really hope she's not ten.

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