By Opplyst11 - 18/03/2009 20:37 - United States

Spicy
Today, I was nude modeling for the first time for a life art class. The only criteria for the class was that I not move at all while being observed. After a few seconds I noticed a really hot girl drawing me. I got a hard on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 83 294
You deserved it 30 538

Same thing different taste

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Did you see anyone breathe a sigh of frustration, erase furiously and start that section over?

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NICE!!!!! I gotta think what your face would look like with that slow slight movement

whoAMi8P 0

woah dude reading this just made my day but seriously you should talk to her i mean then she will only know you as the dude who got hard while she was drawing you

rachelagon 0

#82: "you don't draw the penis just make them look like the ken doll." Actually, you can draw the penis. People just usually don't because they think it's awkward or not as important. #94: "have you drawn a nude girl that started getting wet??? or inverted nipples suddenly popping out? i know getting excited for guy models is more obvious but it can be just as bad for girls. and regarding the disturbing translucent fluid out of the guy's penis, i think it's precum. if that was coming out in spite of no erection, the guy has... what's that called... argh i forgot the term..." I thought this was a discussion about a guy that got hard while modeling o_O But if you want to bring girls into this, honestly, it -is- probably worse for a guy. Erect nipples can simply mean the model's cold, and girls are leaking fluids all the time--arousal just makes it flow a little faster. So while the signs of arousal in women are fairly easy to conceal or justify with a reason other than arousal, for a guy, a boner usually only means one thing, which is why it's embarrassing. As for the old man's leaking junk... yeah... it was leaking the -whole- time. It also appeared to have a sort of stringy, elastic quality to it. That, plus the absence of a hardon, makes me think there was something wrong with this man XD

Ethan205 0

Unless you have a really small dick, that's not actually a bad thing. It just means you don't like ****.

jackofhearts46 0

not as bad as being a model and seeing 3 of the 4 drawing foundation professors drawing you that teach your friends, at your college, that you see weekly.

Some day when you are an old man, you will look back at these days and wish you could stand at attention with that little effort. For now, try counting by 7s or 12s. That's how I made it through an hour long message from a hot Mayan woman without embarrassing myself.