Miscellaneous: Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained...

By fattie4life - 20/07/2009 22:33 - United States

Today, I was on the phone with my little sister as she explained that all these guys like her now that she's so skinny and beautiful. My mom must have overheard me tell my sister that at least I was a cuter child, because my mom laughed and said, "Yeah right, we had to buy you fat kid diapers." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2014 10:55 - United Kingdom - Pontypridd

Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML

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By Fatty1970 - 23/05/2011 01:33 - United States

Today, I told my kids that our family dog was getting too fat and we should give him a little less food. My youngest daughter whispered to her sister, "Mommy's fat and we still give her food." FML

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By Alexa23 - 15/03/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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By yerface - 13/02/2009 03:52 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was excited my boobs were getting bigger. She told me that that's what happens when you get fat. FML

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Backhanded

By eliinu - 02/09/2016 02:45 - United States - Middlesboro

Today, my aunt said that it looked like I lost some weight. I was pleased with this, since I've been trying to lose some. My mom, for some reason, thought it was insulting. She pulled me to aside to assure me that I most definitely don't look any skinnier. FML

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By MH. - 24/01/2014 12:36 - Norway - Sandnes

Today, my mom took a picture of me. All she could say about the picture was, "At least your sister is pretty." FML

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Classic Mom moment

By me - 28/06/2013 15:51 - United States

Today, I went to my parents' house. I recently lost about 30 lbs. My mom hugged me and said, "Aww, you're not my chubby baby girl anymore." She then said she wished I were still fat because she missed it. She's the reason I lost the weight; she used to tease and taunt me. Thanks Mom. FML

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By lilsis - 31/01/2010 05:38 - Australia

Today, my sister asked me if any of my family members had commented on my recent weight gain. I told her no not really. Her reply? "They must just being saying it behind your back then." FML

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By Some Girl - 08/01/2011 06:38 - United States

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house to meet his parents. Right when I arrived, his little sister said, "She's a lot fatter than you said!" FML

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By melissa - 10/02/2009 23:41 - United States

Today, my sister teased me about being a mistake baby. When I told my mom what my sister said, her response was "I still love you anyway". FML

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DirtyParkBench 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:49

They make fat kid diapers?

lich_fml 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 0:48

What is it with moms these days? jeez.

Comments

triplethreat13 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:16

haha i was an incredibly fat baby, a chubby child, and now i have curves that i'm proud of.

SirAwesome 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:18

Once again, FML needs a 3rd option, "who cares." Oh no, you were fat when you were a baby! Your life is over!

frenchboy95 2

Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:39

I looked like a ******* watermellon when I was a baby! Now I'm a good height and weight, muscular and extremely athletic. Who you are as a baby changes nothing!

stipple 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:41

haha! when I was a baby I was a chubby baby and had a Lot of hair. Now I'm tall and skinny with no boobs. my life sucked as a kid, so don't feel so bad!

savasana 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:52

me too.

Hugorgy 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 2:47

Everyone has baby fat, some more than others. It's sometimes damn cute! For example: http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a329/ButterwingRules7/motivational%20posters/meh.jpg

NorfolkDude 2

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:19

I never knew they even had fat kid diapers. I don't even know what a fat kid diapers look like. All I know is that your mother probably said that because what you're saying probably put your sister down. Next time, when someone tells you something, just say, "Congratulations! Job well done!" Don't turn it about you. I suppose it's only natural to want to talk about yourself, but in the future you should learn to let others have moments in the spotlight, then you can share yours as well.

Jazzywrites007 2

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:24

Man, I Get that You're trolling you Little **** Bitch but You are HARSHING my FML Buzz.

cutebebe778 0

Tuesday 21 July 2009 3:26

I smell jelousy..coming on your part. Seriously, stop being such a stuck-up bitch..and be happy for your sister..she's confident in herself and she seems to have come a long way. Why don't you learn a few lessons from her?