By Fattymuch - 14/09/2011 14:27 - India

Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML
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NomOnShroomz 14

Omnomnom don't fight it, brownies are amazing.

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candicurl 9

Looks like that diet * puts on sunglasses* will have to weight. YEAAAAAHHHHHHH

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Haganbottom234 8

There's this diet called the Non-American. Instead of wishing you'd loose weight, you get up and do something.

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briissocoollike 8

Alan equals pro troller

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CurlyChica808 4

I haven't eaten chocolate in 2 weeks and won't till thanksgiving, besides the fact I'm keeping one piece of my Halloween candy and selling the rest to my dentist, just so I can eat the peanut butter chocolate pretzels and the caramel-chocolate-toasted coconut balls I ordered guilt free. I'm the most unathletic person I know, yet I'm doing soccer now and planning to do a sport ever season and join a camp over the summer. I've lost 12 pounds since my last physical and going for more. OP I'm 13. If I can take this much control over my health at my age, you can defiantly. Don't give up!:)

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medfly 2

without seeing your weight, you sound like an anorexic. there is nothing wrong with chocolate itself, there is something wrong with an overall unhealthy diet and no exercise.

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CurlyChica808 4

No sarcasm whatsoever, I genuinely appreciate your concern. I'm not anorexic, I was actually a really fat kid from about when I was 9-12. Right now I stand at 5'3 and weigh 126, but I still have a big gut and big thighs. Ik I sound like it, but for dinner I had 3 tacos, so I'm not really super mega over board with a diet. The chocolate thing is just my way of trying to stay balanced. :)

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

102 , What? How the hell does she sound even remotely anorexic? Do you know what anorexia is? 122 Keep doing what you're doing, it's nice to see kids your age giving a crap about their health and doing something about it! Just be sure not to overdo it :).

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thiscrazything 1

Good job, keep it up.

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CurlyChica808 4

Sorry I commented the same thing twice so I'm making the second one say something random:P

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ukrage 1

Ur way better than me at that age I was 165 and 5'2 I'm now 5'5 and thanks to high school wrestling (which I highly suggest for fat ppl) I'm 135 lb of pure muscle and have had a six pack since sophomore year so I hope u follow that in highschool

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scottwadd1 0

I am a firefighter. I got into it to help people and save lives. But at least once a month I have to help move some fat bastard who has let themselves go to an obscene degree. After you people reach a certain weight you should be put in camps until it comes off. Disgusting.

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ukrage 1

Wow he posted this on fml haha Looks like this guy *puts on glasses* is a glutton for punishment. YYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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structuredchaoz 4

Self. Control.

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