By Fattymuch - 14/09/2011 14:27 - India

Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML
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NomOnShroomz 14

Omnomnom don't fight it, brownies are amazing.

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candicurl 9

Looks like that diet * puts on sunglasses* will have to weight. YEAAAAAHHHHHHH

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ReynshineCutting 10

People are so funny thinking that losing weight is easy. Healthy eating and exercise don't work for everyone people!

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evanedwards85 6

losing weight and gaining muscle is actually not that hard. all u need is a workout regiment and some dedication

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Too often the problem stems from people misunderstanding what "healthy" means.

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mistersheezy 7

I guess you're not starting to lose weight til tomorrow, right?

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ReynshineCutting 10

No, it's something I've battled my whole life. You can only do so much before genetics say **** you. In high school when I was playing 2 hours of sports 5-6 days a week and eating a healthy diet, I was still overweight. The only thing that's ever worked for me to lose weight is a program called Slimgenics which monitors every single bite that goes into your mouth. But again, that only worked to a certain point then my body wouldn't lose any more weight and I couldn't get below 175. My dad has the same problem, ad so does his mom. No matter what we do we can't get below a certain weight. I eat healthy now and have occasional junk and go to the gym a few times a week, but if I don't stick to 1300 calories a day I gain weight, and that's hard to do and maintain your sanity.

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1dude1fml1 0

People these days have no self control. BE IN CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE!!!! it's not that hard seriously.

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ShroomsOnAcid 16

Amount of self control is largely dependent on personality type and factors we can't really control.

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Mourningstar 4

You don't need to look online, just look in your hand. Thats all you need to know.

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shrimp321 1

become one of those dancers in karnatika ;) i'm sure that will help you lose a whole lot of weight =]

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gigi03 5

Theirs something called Running/Jogging you should try it sometime.

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Daralea 21

Me thinks you're digging your own grave with that FML, OP.

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brianjman14 22

Get a treadmill. Or go out for a walk around every day.

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