Health: Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner...

By Fattymuch - 14/09/2011 14:27 - India

Today, I was online looking up ways to lose weight, get thinner and be healthier, all the while eating a slab of brownie that was half the size of my head. FML

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Today, I spent an hour photoshopping my face onto super skinny models as inspiration for a diet. FML

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By scorned ex - 17/10/2015 03:29

Today, my ex-boyfriend sent me an email that read, "How to lose 25lbs". I was eating a large slice of pie when I opened the email. FML

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By jammy - 25/06/2024 07:00 - United States

Today, after I completely starved myself for a week and exercised every day in an attempt to lose weight, I instead gained 5 pounds. FML

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By Dominik - 11/11/2022 10:00 - Netherlands

Today, I ate 30 chocolate pocket brownies, two caramel chocolates, two Budweisers. All of that while on my breaks at work. I'm a guy and I'm worried about getting diabetes while i'm actually craving more chocolate and sugar treats, my body is getting weaker, I'm getting dumber, fatter, and slower as we speak. FML

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By mattlikesfunions - 18/07/2016 18:56 - United States - Federal Way

Today, I told my parents that I was going on a diet to lose weight and I wanted their support. They brought home donuts and pizza for dinner. FML

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NomOnShroomz 14

Wednesday 14 September 2011 18:56

Omnomnom don't fight it, brownies are amazing.

candicurl 9

Wednesday 14 September 2011 19:03

Looks like that diet * puts on sunglasses* will have to weight. YEAAAAAHHHHHHH

Comments

Kueezy 6

Wednesday 14 September 2011 21:16

Atleast you had the will to atleast find ways to lose weigh and get thinner. Youcan eat all you want but you need to moderate it.

Doortje 29

Wednesday 14 September 2011 21:22

You sound like you really need a friend.. A chocolate friend.. Mr Candybar doesn't judge you. He loves you just the way you are! Look at how sweet and yummie he looks!

F_M_L_Alex92 10

Wednesday 14 September 2011 21:23

You obviously like eating more than being thin. Its a battle you can't win untill you set your priorities straight.

laideehawk 6

Wednesday 14 September 2011 21:27

I think you would lose weight and eat better if you got off the computer and traded that brownie for an apple. You obviously don't need the Internet to figure that out.