Miscellaneous: Today, I was ordering some clothes from Abercrombie online and...

By frankie034 - 06/05/2009 07:40 - Australia

Today, I was ordering some clothes from Abercrombie online and I went to measure my bust to check what size I am in American. I got my measurement, checked what size it would be and the size of my bust was not even listed on the website. Great. Now even Abercrombie thinks I have small tits. FML

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By Flattie - 14/09/2017 04:30

Today, I finally measured myself to find a properly fitted bra. I'm AAA, a size which doesn't technically exist. Goodbye self esteem. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2011 22:09 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to get fitted for a new bra since mine weren't fitting properly. To my amazement, I wasn't a 32A, but a 32AA. I might as well have craters on my chest. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2022 04:00 - Germany

Today, I know my clothing size and the clothes I buy usually fit me. Except for underwear. How come women’s panties always seem to be at least one size smaller than advertised? FML

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By Anonymous - 08/06/2024 22:00 - Germany

Today, I bought some cheap panties from a local store. They were great, so I ordered two dozen more, from the store’s website. Turns out the size L from the internet is just about the same as the size S from the local store. They told me that I couldn't expect different colors to be the same size. Go figure. FML

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By XLhottie - 06/06/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/10/2009 01:11 - Canada

Today, I went shopping for a new pair of jeans. I was feeling good about the fact that I was going down a waist size until the cashier decided to discuss with me, three co-workers, and the ten other people in line how she didn't even know jeans came in sizes that big. FML

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Backhanded

By lopsided - 06/09/2011 16:22 - United States

Today, I went to Victoria's Secret to buy a bra. A woman sized me and then gave me a bra to try on in the fitting room. To my pleasure, it seemed to fit well. The woman who had sized me came in to check on me and replied, "Yeah, it happens. Not everyone can be symmetrical." FML

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I'm not going back

By Anonymous - 07/01/2024 09:00 - United States - Hammonton

Today, despite having pretty bad social anxiety and clinical depression, and hardly ever leaving the house, I spent an hour and a half at a store figuring out what size pants I am. They just cancelled my order. FML

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Ruthless

By blahhhh - 09/04/2009 10:47 - United States

Today, I was out shopping for bras. While in one store, I couldn't seem to find any in my size. When I asked an employee for help, they took one look at my chest and said, "Maybe you should try our girls' section, we have a lot of training bras." I'm 25. FML

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By mikey09 - 17/01/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, it was my first day at my new job, which requires you to wear a special shirt. Come to find out, they only have medium sized shirts. I'm an XL. They demanded I wear the shirt anyway. FML

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urrka 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:31

At least you'll still fit in their shirts. I have the exact opposite problem

antbait11 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 16:36

Abercrombie? don't buy that crap

Comments

Peroxide 3

Wednesday 6 May 2009 17:06

does this get you lifetime membership into the itty bitty titty committee?

laurabev 9

Wednesday 13 October 2010 0:03

HAHA that is brilliant :L

Missy_T 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 17:08

Dont worry....small boobs are alot better than larger ones.....Abercrombie shirts are belly shirts on me....it sucks not being able to fit into clothes because i am to large

rednick95 0

Monday 29 November 2010 1:17

their is nothing wrong with giant ****

MissBoo111 21

Saturday 21 May 2011 6:08

yah my BFF developed really early and is bigger than her mom I feel so bad 4 her cuz she can never shop at her fave shops plus she can't even wear a bikini because then at the water park she gets hit on by random dudes cuz she looks like 22 but anyways OP I have de same problem but I learned from my friend plus big boobies equals bad back

mcsnelly 5

Wednesday 6 May 2009 17:10

Yeah, I agree with # 20....I mean, unless you have the body of like, a small ten-year-old, it's not really possible to be too SMALL for abercrombie. I also have the opposite problem....anything that fits me in the waist-way to small up top (and no, # 15, i'm not trying to "show off" like you think # 1 is. It actually sucks a lot to have big boobs.)

thisishilarious 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 17:17

abercrombie is a worthless company anyway haha. to #1 and #23, that is just wrong, big boobs are the best...

llamalpaca382 13

Tuesday 19 July 2011 7:11

try having DDs, then say that, asshole.

runkatrun 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 17:18

So? I've got the 90-60-90 proportions down pat, and I can't ever find jeans that cover me bum bum. I try a little harder. Small price to pay for a good figure. Likewise, if you've got small breasts, you've got your own audience. My advice? Relax, don't measure up to a huge (and not very tasteful) chain store. You're better than that. (Heheh, pun actually not intended.)