By luvonsarah - 14/08/2012 17:27 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I was out drinking with some friends in a Safeway parking lot, when I saw a familiar-looking vehicle pull up beside us. It was my dad, who angrily got out and demanded that I come home. I'm twenty-four, and now the laughing stock of my social circle. FML
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luvonsarah 8

Hey there! I am the OP. A few things I'd like to address: I was only visiting my parents. I do have my own place. I stayed out a little later than I thought I would and they got worried. The bar (in which we were drinking) is in the same parking lot as Safeway. We stepped out to grab some vitamin water and smoke a cigarette.

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Top comments

xZoeAmethystx 12

Number one: Why were you drinking in a Safeway parking lot?!? Number two: At least he cares about you...?

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SkoomaKi 27

Time to move out! Think of all the positives, no grounding, no midnight bumps in the night (if you know what I mean) and most importantly no interruptions during happy time. Get a place OP, it will July get better.

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sandinthewaves 5

Sounds like he did you a favor dumb ass

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HmongJohn 9

A bunch of twenty-something's drinking in a Safeway parking lot... I wouldn't care, even the slightest, about what they think of me... You shouldn't either...

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leannez 21

You're worried about being the "laughing stock of a social circle" ... who drinks in the parking lot at Safeway..?? Maybe it's time to get your priorities in order.

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joeymo304 9

Why are you 24 and drinking in a parking lot? Is the rest of your social circle underage

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theannak 7

Of you're twenty four, you shouldn't be drinking in a Safeway parking lot. Go to a bar, a friends house, no body cares. But a car? You stupid or somethin? "Oh I'm legal to drink, I just thought I'd put a lil risk factor in. Let's drink and drive guys! Nothing says bad ass like stupidity!!!"

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stoptrying 9

OP never said everyone was drinking. Quit assuming, you just make an ass of yourself.

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melrose90210 10

You're 24 and THAT'S where you go to drink?

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HisTexasRose 0

OP isnt lame, many ppl in america, at least where i come from, can enjoy drinkin a few beers in the bed of a truck listenin to music. U all assume everyone was drinking, tht isnt always the case. You say he should be in a bar. And if big crowds annoy OP? -.- nd u dnt always drink to get drunk yall.

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Welshite 39

*isn't, people, America, I, drinking, listening, You, that, isn't, and, you, y'all I do this to help you. Honestly.

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nomie89 5

Why are you drinkin in a Safeway parking lot?I was so excited to read a Canadian FML and then it turns into embarrassment..f MY life.

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gilliaga73 18

Canadian FMLs? They come up all the time. However, this one was posted from Oregon...FYL indeed.

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iwadasn 32

Pretty much any FML is an embarrassment to the place it came from. That's why they're FMLs.

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twiztedone 19

You where drinking in a Safeway parking lot over the age of 21, I highly doubt being the "laughingstock of your social circle", is the worst of your problems! Get a job and move out you ******* leach!!

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