By luvonsarah - 14/08/2012 17:27 - United States - Beaverton

Today, I was out drinking with some friends in a Safeway parking lot, when I saw a familiar-looking vehicle pull up beside us. It was my dad, who angrily got out and demanded that I come home. I'm twenty-four, and now the laughing stock of my social circle. FML
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luvonsarah 8

Hey there! I am the OP. A few things I'd like to address: I was only visiting my parents. I do have my own place. I stayed out a little later than I thought I would and they got worried. The bar (in which we were drinking) is in the same parking lot as Safeway. We stepped out to grab some vitamin water and smoke a cigarette.

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xZoeAmethystx 12

Number one: Why were you drinking in a Safeway parking lot?!? Number two: At least he cares about you...?

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SkoomaKi 27

Time to move out! Think of all the positives, no grounding, no midnight bumps in the night (if you know what I mean) and most importantly no interruptions during happy time. Get a place OP, it will July get better.

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bienlunee 6

Your social group sounds like they should be the last to laugh, dude, seriously? Drinking in a parking lot? Your dad should have laughed as he left your sorry ass in the parking lot.

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combatbunny 9

You're too old to be drinking in a parking lot, dude.

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jennifernorvell 7

Get ur own place and drink there

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chinagirl3343 8

You are 24 drinking in a Safeway parking lot... And you live with your parents. Bet $5 your dad is acting like that to you to move out!!! If so, go Dad. Grow up, get your own place and drink there.

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CapnCapes 4

Drinking in a parking lot? And you're 24?! It's time to grow up.

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GarretE 2

Why the hell were you drinking at Safeway?? Get a life!!

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awitchwithawand 5

Not a very SAFEway to go down,huh? Get it! No? Kay.

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skittlesmeep 4

You live with them, you go by their rules.

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katsed 1

At 26, you're a little old to be living with your parents or drinking in parking lots (unless you are tailgating for a game or concert). The fact that you do both worsens it. It's actually good that you're the laughing stock of your social circle, you shouldn't be hanging out with high schoolers anyway!

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