By Stephen - 24/03/2012 21:07 - Sweden

Today, I was peppered with questions about my swollen eye and if I'd gotten into a fight. I couldn't bring myself to admit that I'd been brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob. FML
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blackheart24 10

Thats when you say, "You should see the other guy."

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sillycart 9

It's like sponge bob when he can't get his toothpaste open with a wrench and the toothpaste cap hit his eye and he makes up a bunch of lies that he beat someone up.

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lajaynay 15

I fell on a foldable chair once and got a black eye from it, shit happens. It's amazing the situations that occur when you're falling.

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failgamer 7

How high was the doorknob?

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gonad_gobbler 1

the doorknob was really high, it smoked three joints.=D

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florido_fml 10

Doorknobs tap people out?

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tennisrapper1 14

How the **** does a DOORKNOB hit you in the eye MULTIPLE times under your self control? Someone must have done it to you, which is still very embarrassing! XD

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failgamer 7

Where did you get multiple, unless your being sarcastic, then my sarc-o-meter is way off

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tennisrapper1 14

38 - I assume being brutally beaten into submission by a doorknob takes multiple blows to do any damage whatsoever unless you put yourself in the position to try to hurt yourself intentionally.

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nofearjenshere 12

Probably not the kind of knob job he wanted.

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leogirl95 12

So are you like, 2 feet tall?

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Peaches012 0

U peppered ? U sure u didnt prepare yourself for questions? Bc peppered an eye sounds even more painful OP

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