Animals: Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down....

By Anonymous - 28/10/2009 18:40 - United States

Today, I was playing with my cat and holding her upside down. She started frantically meowing, but I still continued on playing with her. Seconds later, she got explosive diarrhea everywhere, including my hair, face, shirt, and mouth. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I tried to give his cat medicine. Unfortunately, it reacted in a way it never had before: clawed his arms to bits, bit him so hard a tooth fell out, peed everywhere, including on me, and pooped on the carpet. FML

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pepper2394 0

Wednesday 28 October 2009 22:07

Um...I don't think cats like being hung upside down.

DoomJeff91 2

Wednesday 28 October 2009 22:07

Insert ∞ "shitty day" and "pussy" jokes here.

Comments

ragsy 7

Thursday 29 October 2009 0:52

You are a horrible person. Please find a safer home for your poor cat.

ayashe 2

Thursday 29 October 2009 0:56

YDI. Holding a cat upside down is not playing. Continuing to do so when it's obviously bothering her is not playing. That's torturing an animal for your own amusement. You shouldn't own any pet at all, because you're obviously not mature or sane enough to handle it.

Wololo 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:03

Epic YDI I still have the scars from when I pissed off my first cat.

HahaYDI 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:13

Yeah, you can't just hang them around. You have to violently shake them. Well that's what I do with my cat.

liz1908 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 7:57

LOL, cheers!

pshnoway 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:21

Wow, you're a total dumbass. YDIx∞

darkmis1 17

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:32

YDI! Why didn't you put your cat down when she started meowing like that? More importantly, why were you holding her upside-down in the 1st place? That could cause majour problems. I hit YDI as soon as I saw "upside-down".

owtom78 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:36

While that's gross and I feel bad for you, the cat meowing implies that she wants you to stop. You should have stopped.

ooohlife 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:40

you totally deserve it. congratulations though for being the world's biggest dumbass.

balancekiwi 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 1:43

Right - so now cats get "explosive" diarrhea [sic] as well as countless other FML posters? "Explosive" - really? At least it happened "today" like every other FML post