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By owmyballs - 17/12/2009 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML

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By Omegared - 14/04/2011 22:12 - United States

Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By xxxdwangelaxxx - 18/04/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 06:47 - United States - Fresno

Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML

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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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pooley182 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:09

YDI for trying to impress a girl with a yo-yo trick

alexandraa_fml 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:48

"::sigghh::*batts eyelashes* Timmy sure can work that yo-yo.I have GOT to have him."

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Mightybob50 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:48

Well, you didn't use the term "happy sacks" but at the same to you own a yo yo

LemonStarship 5

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:49

Guess the dog bit pretty hard.

alexandraa_fml 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:01

It must be 1997 again.. I remember in 5th grade, someone showed me their yo-yo'ing glove.. a glove with the ring finger cut off.. Only a mastermind could have come up with that one.

myfriend_youfail 3

Friday 18 December 2009 0:03

I swear hand to God that until I saw the OP's location, I thought my eleven-year old half-brother had posted this FML. Lol.

Good_old_Grim 8

Friday 18 December 2009 0:03

Yo-Yo??? What year is this FML from? 1998?

cardnals05 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:04

are you sure it was a girl you were trying to impress?

Beans_fml 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:27

Back it up. Use research. Find PROOF (Not just some site that says it). Or, if you'd rather take the former president of the Filipino American National Historical Society's word for it, you can just admit that you don't know anything, and it's an urban legend that you fell for. Seriously. Read the article I linked to. It's informative. http://personal.anderson.ucla.edu/eloisa.borah/filfaqs.htm#yoyo Quotes along the lines of: "The Yo-Yo is weakest at the point of full extension", and "The unwinding string acts as a significant brake, slowing down the Yo-Yo and softens impact at the bottom" kind of weaken the "useful weapon" angle.

Udon 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:29

I am pretty impressed by the fact that FML used 'Krung Thep' instead of 'Bangkok.' +1 for that. Anyway, yo-yos are not all too cool anymore anyway... Hah.

anjyu22 0

Friday 18 December 2009 0:32

Are the chicks in Thailand that easily impressed?

xrainbow_veinsx 1

Friday 18 December 2009 0:34

Yo-yos are entertaining and all when there's nothing to do, but it's definitely not going to impress a girl unless she's like 10 or younger...especially with that trick. I mean when she walks by all she's going to see if you walking around in a circle with a yo-yo stuck to the back of your pant leg. It's not that impressive.