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By owmyballs - 17/12/2009 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML

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By Omegared - 14/04/2011 22:12 - United States

Today, I gave myself a bloody nose while trying to show my brother how to use a yo-yo. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/03/2023 10:00 - Canada

Today, I was trying out for a local basketball team, so I put extra effort into showing off my baller skills. Unfortunately, I managed to hit myself in the face with the ball, knocking out one of my own teeth. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2017 04:00 - United States - Tucson

Today, I was playing tug of war with my dog. She let go and I ended up punching myself in the mouth. My lip is still swollen. FML

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By hopeless - 27/06/2011 14:09 - Canada

Today, I was playing tetherball with my younger brother. I get really competitive, so I threw it as hard as I could. It came around and hit me in the face. FML

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By xxxdwangelaxxx - 18/04/2009 21:08 - United States

Today, I went swinging with my friend at the park. Seeing a few cute guys playing basketball, I tried to act cute, laughing loudly and letting my hair fly all over the place. Just as they look over the swing broke. I fell on my face, my jeans sliding down, mooning them. They laughed hysterically. FML

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By Name - 11/07/2009 04:20 - United States

Today, I was playing tennis with my friend. He hit a ball up high, and I slammed it down, thinking there was no way he would get it. Feeling pretty good about it, I turned around to celebrate. As I turned around, I got smacked in my face. He got it. FML

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By hyper12332 - 29/04/2009 14:35 - Australia

Today, I was playing one on one soccer with a girl like. I accidentally kicked the ball right into her face. The ball rolled back towards me and as I was running to see if she was ok, I kicked the ball… right into her face again. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2013 06:47 - United States - Fresno

Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML

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By lexiiiiiiweee - 19/02/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I went bowling with my friends. As I was about to take my turn, my friend came up behind me and yelled in my ear, "Don't mess up!" Startled, I dropped the ball on my foot. FML

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By Karate Kid - 25/05/2012 06:29 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML

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pooley182 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:09

YDI for trying to impress a girl with a yo-yo trick

alexandraa_fml 0

Thursday 17 December 2009 23:48

"::sigghh::*batts eyelashes* Timmy sure can work that yo-yo.I have GOT to have him."

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plumpton 0

Friday 18 December 2009 13:05

bugmenotmofo 34

Friday 18 December 2009 16:00

what's the capitol of thailand?!?

metman9192 2

Saturday 19 December 2009 1:25

rofl good one #64 what's the capital of thailand. whew that was a good laugh

tehlolz 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 1:05

this is God's way of telling you to stop playing with toys and to act mature. YDI.

Lillies98 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 1:21

bangcock hahah... yo-yo's are still around? or did you find it in a Pinata?

BroBiden 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 2:39

I yoyo, and I have a Girlfriend. She likes yoyoing. BTW, yoyoers are good with there fingers.

nodflenders 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 3:04

Ha. Fingers. Stupid kids. You use your "piece" on a chick's va-jay. You know what gets you further than "agile fingers"? Knowing where the ******** is. You know what else is better? Knowing how to plow the **** out of girl without hurting them. I hope you kids wrote all that down.

nodflenders 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 4:18

Yeah no. It does if you're good at it. Little tremors in the vaj, feeling the walls contract up all tight around your piece, nails sinking in and eyes rolling back are a pretty good indicator. When you make a lady real happy, it's pretty easy to spot it. Experience: 1 Lack thereof: 0

morgan_5230 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 7:16

Yeah, the 90s called. They want their toy back. Haha..

MiruMoe 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 8:39

Actually Mr. nodflanders is completely correct. A good hard ****ing is the best. You obviously need some practice. Experience: 2 Lack thereof: -1

BroBiden 0

Saturday 19 December 2009 17:02

the fingers thing is just a joke that yoyoers have.ha Why do you guys like to bash on yoyoers so much? also...yoyoing has changed...check this out.... http://www.youtube.com/user/Citadel712#p/u/2/knckFqmlT-Y