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By owmyballs - 17/12/2009 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
I agree, your life sucks 9 087
You deserved it 37 287

Same thing different taste

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YDI for trying to impress a girl with a yo-yo trick

"::sigghh::*batts eyelashes* Timmy sure can work that yo-yo.I have GOT to have him."

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bugmenotmofo 34

what's the capitol of thailand?!?

rofl good one #64 what's the capital of thailand. whew that was a good laugh

this is God's way of telling you to stop playing with toys and to act mature. YDI.

Lillies98 0

bangcock hahah... yo-yo's are still around? or did you find it in a Pinata?

I yoyo, and I have a Girlfriend. She likes yoyoing. BTW, yoyoers are good with there fingers.

Ha. Fingers. Stupid kids. You use your "piece" on a chick's va-jay. You know what gets you further than "agile fingers"? Knowing where the ******** is. You know what else is better? Knowing how to plow the **** out of girl without hurting them. I hope you kids wrote all that down.

Yeah no. It does if you're good at it. Little tremors in the vaj, feeling the walls contract up all tight around your piece, nails sinking in and eyes rolling back are a pretty good indicator. When you make a lady real happy, it's pretty easy to spot it. Experience: 1 Lack thereof: 0

morgan_5230 0

Yeah, the 90s called. They want their toy back. Haha..

Actually Mr. nodflanders is completely correct. A good hard ****ing is the best. You obviously need some practice. Experience: 2 Lack thereof: -1

the fingers thing is just a joke that yoyoers have.ha Why do you guys like to bash on yoyoers so much? also...yoyoing has changed...check this out.... http://www.youtube.com/user/Citadel712#p/u/2/knckFqmlT-Y