By owmyballs - 17/12/2009 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
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pooley182 0

YDI for trying to impress a girl with a yo-yo trick

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alexandraa_fml 0

"::sigghh::*batts eyelashes* Timmy sure can work that yo-yo.I have GOT to have him."

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rincewind88 0

shit thats where ive been going wrong with the ladies, i dont have a ****** yo-yo.

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omfgrofl1337 0

pure win comment^

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gilly011 0

lmao. um. wow. yo-yo tricks to impress a girl? YfuckingDI

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Nakedsquirrel 5

No one made the "LAWL WHAT'S THE CAPITAL OF THAILAND? ......BANGKOK HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA" comment? Good, cause I wanted to.

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childofadelphia 0

Yes, because the sole quality I want in a guy is mad yo-yoing skills.

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wow_fml_hard 0

you seriously tried to impress a girl with a yo-yo trick??? that should be the FML

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xmagster 0

Lucky girl! Impressing her wit a yo-yo trick! hey, it would work in the Baby sitters Club. =/

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schwinn11 0

Dude, get yourself hula-hoop! why would you use a yo-yo to impress her? Chicks love hula-hoopers.

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Tamm_10 0

first off, really? a yo-yo. wow, your either a small man, or a big toddler ha. second of all, how many girls have you impressed with that thing? besides your mom :D just putting that out there[: and sorry to hear about your balls. maybe the yo yo just wanted to remind you that you still have them :D

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MajorLeeScrewed 0

"Today, I was playing with my yo-yo" is enough for an FML.

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McCannCanTriple 0

I would love it if a guy preformed yo-yo tricks for me, or just tried.

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