By owmyballs - 17/12/2009 16:34 - Thailand

Today, I was playing with my yo-yo. I began showing off to my friends. When the girl I liked walked by, I thought it'd be really cool to do the move "dog bite". I ended hitting myself in the balls. Hard. FML
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Same thing different taste

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YDI for trying to impress a girl with a yo-yo trick

"::sigghh::*batts eyelashes* Timmy sure can work that yo-yo.I have GOT to have him."

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Nah, I'm down with yo-yoing. I don't see why there is so much stigma around it when I see fags hacky sacking at the beach all time in the summer. Hacky sacking is way worse. I mean hippies do that. Not even the real kind either. Immitation hippies. Howabout frisbies? Those are super lame. Spins around, limited tricks that you can do with even the trick frisbies and you need someone who is just as lame to get much use out of a frisby. I'll stick with my sweet $100 yoyo, you fags can have your knitted hippy bean bags and flying disks. K? Deal. The finger thing amongst yoyoers is probably mostly among kids because on the topic of fingers, strong fingers will be more likely to get you places. It's surprising how much pressure a girl who is seventeen and over likes.

Do you think you're cool from saying "fag" repeatedly? Well, NEWSFLASH! You made youself look like a total douchebag! Grow the **** up. I hate people like you that overuse slang terms just to "look cool".

Being a girl I must say, I have yet to meet a guy that plays with a yo-yo and still considered that person "cool."

what's with your condescending tone? do you think that you are superior to males? i can assure you that you wont be well off finding your other half, guys don't like complaining chicks. btw yoyoers ftw. and bashers on "**** my life", well, it's self explanatory, just do it and keep it to yourselves.

i already feel bad for writing that, i wonder how people here could bash so relentlessly. though it's not my business afterall so keep on bashing and relieve your petty stress from your pms.

All she did was express that guys who play with yo-yos aren't cool. relax. not everything a girl says is because of pms you dill hole.

jhommie9696 0

so you thought the opposite of lame looserishness was yo-yo tricks... you getting hit in the balls was life trying to make you more normal.

YDI for trying to impress a girl with a yo-yo.

http://www.fmylife.com/miscellaneous/1214403 Funny when it happens to someone everyone defends the yoyo player, but when its the yoyo player doing it he gets OMG WHAT ARE YOU 12! but on my personal opinion, YDI for TRYING to impress the girl. Being a yo-yo professional, I play yo-yo a lot in public, and girls just come up to me because they are impressed, and I'm just practicing. They don't like it when you are doing it just to show off how cool you are.

i'm a professional army man strategist, myself. my current girlfriend is a beanie baby fashion designer and my brother works the track for hotwheel cars.

Bellziwellzi 0

Haha, fail, girls r NOT impressed by yo-yo´s, FAIL

deoxylophone 0

girls aren't impressed by yo yos

I'll admit, the guy is kind of an idiot for trying to "impress" a girl with a yoyo trick, but people shouldn't bash on yoyoers. yoyoing is legit. Everyone who said girls aren't impressed by yoyo's. and, if you yoyo you are not cool if you yoyo. -Don't be so shallow.

well he is from tailand, so his girl-picking-up-skillz might require him to be able to do the "dog bite".