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By Anonymous - 07/11/2013 17:12 - Ireland

Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML

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By zazzleface - 09/04/2012 12:23 - United States - Bergenfield

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

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By princess - 08/09/2018 13:00

Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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By Wtfbruhimmovingout - 28/11/2015 02:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By ouchieouch - 07/01/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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You deserved it 10 664

By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 22:00

Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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bikergirl93 18

Friday 8 November 2013 2:37

i dont see how some moms can be like that deffo sucks

RustlingSoul 26

Friday 8 November 2013 2:38

She should apologize for her "heated" attitude.

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imlifeless2 25

Friday 8 November 2013 3:37

You guys seem to have a scorched relationship!

dman798 18

Friday 8 November 2013 3:39

At least your temper didn't boil over

sunnyray812 42

Friday 8 November 2013 3:55

There is definitely something wrong with your mom for caring more about the floor and counter instead of your injury and hitting you for it.

ihpp 22

Friday 8 November 2013 4:11

sounds like mother of the year.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 8 November 2013 4:32

Wow that's unnecessary...

brandy_yarg 11

Friday 8 November 2013 4:45

Well she seems nice.... Sorry OP

michael_suriel 1

Friday 8 November 2013 4:58

Shoulda swung at her

Mdhughey 7

Friday 8 November 2013 5:05

Ireland is a beautiful place and if that's the way you want to put it then the whole world is a shitty bad place #16

Cheetolofer 7

Friday 8 November 2013 5:09

Geez I could feel the love

superdom 12

Friday 8 November 2013 5:19

I've done that funny something happened with my mom 2 used to burning hands with hot water

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