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By Anonymous - 07/11/2013 17:12 - Ireland

Today, I was pouring boiling water into a cup, and I accidentally spilled it all over my hand. My mother responded by slapping me for getting water everywhere. My hand is scorched red, but thanks, I love you too, mother. FML

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By zazzleface - 09/04/2012 12:23 - United States - Bergenfield

Today, my mom was in the kitchen when her shirt caught on fire. Acting quickly, I poured my glass of water on her. Instead of thanking me, she yelled at me for making a mess. FML

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By princess - 08/09/2018 13:00

Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML

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By burnt - 13/08/2012 04:43 - Australia - Middle Swan

Today, while cooking, I managed to burn my finger. I quickly turned the tap on and ran my finger under cold water, but apparently someone had just used the hot tap, because boiling water flooded out onto my nicely scalded finger. FML

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By Wtfbruhimmovingout - 28/11/2015 02:38 - Canada - Toronto

Today, my mom tried to burn my arm with a hot spatula, all because I got a tattoo against her wishes. FML

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By thatchick3333 - 08/03/2012 07:13 - United States

Today, I got burned, all because the toaster scared me while I was holding a pot of boiling water. FML

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By ouchieouch - 07/01/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, I burned myself while cooking, so I asked my mom to get the burn cream while I waited in the kitchen. While I was waiting, I absentmindedly set my hand on the hot stove, earning myself a second burn. FML

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By foolmetwice - 16/05/2011 14:28

Today, I spilt a very hot cup of tea all over a burn I got yesterday from spilling a very hot cup of tea. FML

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By HarvestMoon_gal - 24/07/2010 05:09 - United States

Today, I was cleaning a pan. I turned the water on, and it was super hot. My reaction was to slam my hand down. On a knife. So, not only do I have a burned hand, but there's also a huge cut on it from the knife. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2019 22:00

Today, my girlfriend threw boiling water at me to get me off my phone. It worked, but now I'm burned. FML

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By MereLewis95 - 26/10/2011 08:58 - United Kingdom

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

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Friday 8 November 2013 2:37

i dont see how some moms can be like that deffo sucks

RustlingSoul 26

Friday 8 November 2013 2:38

She should apologize for her "heated" attitude.

Comments

GwennaRose 22

Friday 8 November 2013 5:28

No one loves you like your mother

justtheotherguy 12

Friday 8 November 2013 5:48

Luck of the Irish

rien151 19

Friday 8 November 2013 5:54

my mother is the same way. I got hit for setting my book bag down to help her do something so the next day I said just a moment so I could put my book bag in my room and got my arse beat for telling her just a moment. Either way I got slapped and couldn't please her.

ahh_rats 15

Friday 8 November 2013 5:59

I love you mother dearest

deceivedandlied 19

Friday 8 November 2013 6:18

My mother has done the same thing o.p . She'll eventually feel bad and hopefully say sorry.

the_shift 13

Friday 8 November 2013 6:50

That's cold... Or should I say hot

stupidbox 9

Friday 8 November 2013 8:13

then you haven't seen my mother.

Huddisher 10

Friday 8 November 2013 13:43

Respond with a slap by hot water.

doglover100 28

Friday 8 November 2013 16:20

I hate parents that get all upset when you spill something. When I was younger my dad would yell at me and give me time outs if I accidentally spilled my drink.