By Junktown - 07/07/2011 14:40 - Israel

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML
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cowjudgesyou 0

Being a black belt means nothing anymore: schools give out belts to anyone willing to put in the money. go for it

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demonspeed 0

tell your friend, they break up, then go after her....on second thought don't. not worth it for just "pretty"

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Ugi 26

He wouldn't be a virgin if he had slept with her. Edit - beaten to it by 40. Ho Hum.

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0opsie 6

He didn't do it. The FML is that he wants to, which is why he mentioned being a 24-year-old virgin. But he can't because his friend will kick his ass. (not that he wouldn't deserve it)

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hitmanoo 16

Do the deed. You'll have great memories while you convalesce.

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smurfsarwales 9

before you **** op over, try reading the fml? he didn't have sex with her, but he really wants to. guess you're just trying to bully someone else like you, a 24year old virgin.

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mrjude 3

Totally do it man. It'll help him realize she's not worth his time. If not, she'll **** somebody else and thus still be cheating on him, but he'll never know!

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transcedental 18

If he is your best friend - tell him what kind of girlfriend she is, he needs to know. Then make an evil plan to dump her for him after you sleep with her ]:] *evil laughter*. Nah, this is bad karma. But do tell him. If she was willing to sleep with you, someone else will be willing, too. Wish you best of luck ^^

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