By Junktown - 07/07/2011 14:40 - Israel

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML
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cowjudgesyou 0

Being a black belt means nothing anymore: schools give out belts to anyone willing to put in the money. go for it

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qwerty1990 0

he probably is a puss anyway, hit it, but ask if he does kissaki Kai, if he does, leave her alone.

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zchats 0

umm not really. I'm a black belt in quantum jujitsu but when I fight some dick trying my girl, I don't really use it. karate is defensive not offensive.

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tona01 16

yeah i used to be a black belt in tae kwan do and i used to compete in tournaments and all, but when i found myself in a real fight, tae kwan do never came into play

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ScuseMePrincess 2

Just tell your friend she propositioned you. He'll thank you for being an honest friend and break up with her. Then you're in the clear.

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zchats 0

then he wouldn't get laiddd.. virgin and all?

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drivemysoul19 8

really not worth losing a best friend and/or getting your ass kicked.

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bruslywrestler 0

as a Blackbelt he's not legally allowed to fight you, if he does he goes away for a long time and you get to keep that hoe

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KYLAisaBITCH 4

karate can only be used as self defense.... if you dont swing at him first or try to harm him he cNt use karate

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jdunn368 2

I got my black belt yesterday it cost me 7 dollars at riteaid

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