Animals: Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped...

By Anonymous - 11/09/2009 14:48 - Canada

Today, I was putting my horse away into her pasture, when I slipped in the mud. In a haisty attempt to support myself, I grabbed the electric fence in on hand, and my horse with the other. The shock from the fence traveled through me to her, sending her running and leaving me with 2 broken teeth. FML

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By electricpuddle - 25/04/2011 01:11

Today, while letting horses out to switch pasture, one ran at me, sending me through the electric fence and into a mud puddle. Wrapped in electric fence, I sat in that electric mud puddle, screaming every time it shocked me. Help arrived, once they'd had a good long laugh. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 06:13 - Canada

Today, I broke my wrist when I got into a disagreement with a horse. FML

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Ouch!

By Anonymous - 27/03/2012 05:52 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was leaning over a fence in a pasture to get a closer look at something. Nobody warned my nuts that it was an electric fence. FML

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By ouch - 17/09/2011 23:42 - United States

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

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Goodbye horses

By Not Again! - 14/06/2019 04:16

Today, while riding a massive draft horse, the horse thought it would be fun to walk under a very low apple tree that sat level with his back. A branch hit me and made me fall off onto a coil of barbed wire, twisting my ankle in the process. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2013 09:06 - United States

Today, I was riding a new horse when a lawnmower starting up spooked her. She jumped straight up in the air and I landed directly on the saddle horn. I can't walk or feel anything between my legs. FML

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By Lawrence - 06/08/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I was riding my bike to the local grocery store to pick up some supplies for dinner. On the way down, traveling down a hill, I hit a drain with no lid. I went to grab hold of the nearest object to soften my fall. That nearest object was a barbed wire fence. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2011 23:54 - United States

Today, my dogs broke through our electric fence, one of whom managed to get his collar off. I picked it up and, without thinking, went across the fence line. I screamed like a chihuahua being run over by a bulldozer. FML

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By No thanks - 11/12/2014 12:08 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a fence watching a friend play soccer. He accidentally kicked the ball at my face and made me fall off the fence into mud. I laughed it off and got back on the fence. Two seconds later he did the same exact thing. I fell wrong and slammed my face into the fence. Pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2013 13:25 - United States - Elk Grove

Today, my idiot horse decided to grab a mouthful of stinging nettles while I was riding him. He panicked at the burning sensation in his mouth and bucked me off. Don't worry, though, my fall was cushioned, by the nettles. FML

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xiamcanadianx 0

Friday 11 September 2009 20:08

I've done that before (minus the broken teeth). And anybody who is ignorant enough to think that electric fences are cruel, think again. They prevent the horses from ploughing through the wooden fence which often causes serious and sometimes fatal damage. The electric fence is only a small shock (like a static shock) and they rarely touch it. It protects them from serious injury. Accidents happen people, chill out.

Twinklestar 0

Friday 11 September 2009 20:08

That's a pretty major FYL. Electrocuted and kicked in the teeth by a horse. And probably muddied. Ouch =(

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ponyperson 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 4:42

Aww, that sucks!!! I have horses too, and trust me, I have had many broken bones from them lol. A few sprained ankles from being thrown into a jump, ect. And latest one, getting kicked by my one of my mares foals haha

MacCourt 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 5:29

some of you people are really dumb. Like someone else said it SHOCKS you. I have a horse too & I can grab onto the fence and it doesn't hurt at all.

NaziZombie 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 6:35

Ydi for falling, i mean really its not like the earth is ROUND i think you should be able to stand up.

playfuldesk 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 11:09

#18 I'm from Mississippi I have seen more horses than any of u

skierguy 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 11:15

Maybe in the future you should save a horse and ride a cowboy.

Paige_Nicole10 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 11:54

ouch!

friscobuff 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 12:13

YDI FOR HAVING A HORSE THAT IS AS STUPID AS YOU!

agonyofvictory 0

Saturday 12 September 2009 16:46

Electric fences are much safer for horses than normal wire ones, or the wood ones. Believe me. They can feel a pulse coming off the electrified wire without even touching it. I've been zapped by them too many times to count, gives you a really weird surge of adrenaline after, and apparently it's good for your heart. Ha.