Transportation: Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt...

By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By Burp - 19/04/2012 12:37 - United States

Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

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Sorry guys

By pukathlon - 10/12/2010 17:21 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML

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Long road ahead

By coloradoman - 30/11/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML

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Turbulence

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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By meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML

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taureau139 0

Monday 20 April 2009 12:22

Just for future reference... most airlines put barf bags in all the seat pockets.

michanelle 0

Monday 20 April 2009 12:13

at least u didnt puke all over her

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sjx 0

Monday 20 April 2009 13:12

they serve drinks before take-off?

Dabookofnothing 0

Monday 20 April 2009 13:22

and then what?

Kalofinator 0

Monday 20 April 2009 13:32

They let you bring drinks on the plane as long as you bought it in the terminal, so it didn't have to have been served to her, she could have brought it on.

CTL_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 13:38

Sometimes they serve drinks before take-off (i'm thinking business and first class here though) but they take them away from you before you take-off. i wouldn't call bullshit, just ask what plane you were taking and why their service seems so crappy/improper?

Atropos_fml 0

Monday 20 April 2009 13:41

I'm trying to imagine you puking into a glass. It seems like it would be rather difficult.

CeriB 0

Monday 20 April 2009 13:56

Yea.... on planes they have little plastic cups for drinks. If your vomit fitted in a cup that already contained orange juice it probably wasn't enough vomit to be noticed.

evanescence_fml 7

Monday 20 April 2009 14:02

there wasn't a barf bag in the seat infront of you?

exthalion 0

Monday 20 April 2009 14:12

I feel as though you vomited les than 12 oz. in which case stfu.

pyreneesprincess 0

Monday 20 April 2009 14:18

really...i don't understand how that is an FML, and wtf was this even published???

wowfmlife 0

Monday 20 April 2009 14:23

Today, I was on an airplane ready to go on vacation. When I sit down, I see that the guy next to me is unbelieveabley sick. Before we even took off, he started to puke. The nearest thing he could puke in was my cup of juice and I still had to sit with him the whole 3 hour ride. FML