Transportation: Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt...

By thompson773 - 20/04/2009 04:53 - United States

Today, I was sick on an airplane. As we were taking off, I felt like I was ready to hurl. I was sitting in the window seat and was unable to get up in time to go to the bathroom so I was forced to grab the nearest container to puke in. It was a glass of juice belonging to the woman next to me. FML

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By stutson - 04/06/2009 00:12 - United States

Today, on my airplane ride home, the woman next to me wasn't feeling too well. She pulled out the air sickness bag to throw up into and missed. Her vomit splattered all over the seat in front of her and all over me. We were both covered in puke. And that was only my first of two flights. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/11/2023 20:00

Today, I was on an early flight home after a night of drinking. I was sat in my seat when I started feeling sweaty and nauseous. I grabbed the puke bag and started gagging, then puking, and a really loud fart came out. Everyone heard it. The attendant switched me seat to sit alone. FML

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By yegworstdrivers - 20/12/2018 10:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I fell violently ill half an hour into a flight. I got sick so suddenly that I projectile vomited all over my clothes and the seat in front of me, and to top it all off, I also got diarrhea. Eight more hours to go. FML

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By Burp - 19/04/2012 12:37 - United States

Today, I traveled by plane for the first time. Once in the air, I was absolutely terrorized by the whole experience. Luckily, they had free booze on board, so I necked some to steady my nerves. Unfortunately, the vodka mixed with air turbulence made me spurt some vomit into my lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/06/2012 14:11 - United States

Today, I went on a long flight. I was fortunate enough to sit next to a great girl. However, she must have thought I was not so great, because she moved to the empty seat across the aisle. Next to my dad. Who then told stories about how I always get motion sickness on airplanes. I then threw up. FML

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By scarlett666 - 05/06/2009 02:04 - United Kingdom

Today, on a plane home from Ireland, my husband who was severely hungover, vomitted in a bag before we took off. When he got up to put the bag in the bin the stewardess forced him to sit back down. I had to hold on to a bag full of vomit for a good few minutes whilst my husband was passed out. FML

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By pukathlon - 10/12/2010 17:21 - United States

Today, I was taking the bus back to my university campus, having left work early feeling sick. While on the bus I started retching. I managed to hold it in for a while, but as I stood up to get off the bus, I started puking through my mouth and nose. This was in front of twenty other passengers. FML

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By coloradoman - 30/11/2009 06:34 - United States

Today, while I was flying on American Airlines back from visiting family, a newborn puked its breakfast all over my HP mini, knocked my orange juice into my lap, then coughed up another layer on top of it all. I couldn't change my pants because of we were about to experience turbulence. FML

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Turbulence

By Anonymous - 24/02/2021 21:30

Today, I had a several-hour-long flight. I was put in a seat at the very back of the plane. Before the plane even lifted off, a woman took a dump in the bathroom that I stank for the rest of the flight. Whenever I tried to get some sleep, the flight attendant walked past, savagely jostling me. FML

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By meish - 05/06/2016 13:16 - United States - Chicago

Today, I got my own row on an almost full transatlantic flight. All it took was having food poisoning two hours into the flight. FML

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taureau139 0

Monday 20 April 2009 12:22

Just for future reference... most airlines put barf bags in all the seat pockets.

michanelle 0

Monday 20 April 2009 12:13

at least u didnt puke all over her

Comments

starvingxartist 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:33

i don't believe this one. they wouldn't serve you drinks before the plane took off and they wouldn't let someone come on with just a cup of juice, a bottle, yes, but how would you barf in that? and anyways, it would've been in her hand because you have to have the trays up and locked during take-off. AND how would it all fit into a cup that already had juice in it? it would've splattered everywhere, which then would've been an fml. and as for everyone saying it's fake because all planes have barf bags, i've ridden six planes in the past week on two different airlines, and not a single one had a barf bag in my seat or the seat next to me.

mamaReese 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:41

She could just order another glass, and it can be your treat. No big deal really. Just kind of embarrassing.

reetah 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:50

don't they have those air sickness bags? o.o

RiChY_BaBy08 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:54

lol that sucks! last i checked they put little wax paper bags specifically for throwup in the seat pocket by your knees

Jessyca_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 0:57

Good thing it wasn't your clothing it would smelled horrible. :) Soo I think you made a wise decision !! :)

j213_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:22

today, someone puked in my juice, fml

mwmessedupl 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:56

How the hell did this get made a fml?

rinaldy 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:56

well its not like she's gonna drink from it- at least u got it in somethen:) not really a big deal

Tsukasa_fml 0

Tuesday 21 April 2009 1:57

Not a big deal. They'd replace the juice (or worst case, you could buy her another) and probably give her something else to make up for being grossed out. But yeah, they do have barf bags.