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By Anonymous - 16/03/2012 01:31 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my school's crowded auditorium. When our single, abstinence-only ballsack of a Sex Ed teacher was announced to be stepping down due to being pregnant, I burst into uncontrollable laughter. My reward was aching sides and a week of detention. FML
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Mirorbo 26

If that were me in that situation, given the irony, I'd regret absolutely nothing.

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SarcasticUnicorn 9

Don't have sex. YOU WILL GET PREGNANT AND DIE!

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FML_Master2133 6

It is because the teacher lied to the students. Maybe she should set a good example?

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RedPillSucks 31

She didn't lie. Abstinence will prevent pregnancy. She also may not have had a choice since state laws may require her to teach what she may not believe. Not saying I agree with the policy, just that there are circumstances that make this quite understandable and not the teachers fault.

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Linaelle 14

Hum. As others already said it, I am very uncomfortable with the idea of "sex ed" only being a rant about abstinence. That's not education, that's just a shortcut to unprotected sex ! Because let's face it, just because you tell teens not to do it won't actually stop them. So wouldn't it be better to at least tell them about safe sex ? Or is it no problem to the school administration if the rate of STDs and unwanted teen pregnancies goes up uncontrollably ?

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rattusrattus 18

It's all OK if you're spreading some unhealthy ideas about sex and sexuality, like a woman's worth is her virginity, all men are horny simpletons with no self-control, non-heterosexual people don't exist...

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fantasyworld 37

You tell a teen not to do something, they are gonna do it. Better to tell them about sex and consequences.

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FoxRacerGirl7 7

I'd laugh too.

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muckler 1

I don't think your life sucks and I don't think you deserved it. I think you're pretty awesome and if we went to school together we would be spending detention together.

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effedml 5

Tho the original premise is funny, the teacher could have gone to a fertility clinic.

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rattusrattus 18

A nice demonstration of the effectiveness of Abstinence-Only education.

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Anubis_81 21

Haha. Wow, maybe it was the immaculate conception?

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vbmg152 18

Wow! Another case of "Do as I say, not as I do!" Great role model that teacher is! It'd be worth detention to me, being able to laugh at her dumb a**!! She deserved it!!!

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darnellq 13

Has anyone taken into consideration that said teacher might have been raped?

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darnellq 13

I love how I got a "thumbs down" because I asked a question that should be asked before we pass judgement on the teacher. And before any comments are made, I don't mean spiritually judged as I'm not religious.

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