Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very...

By Come on - 29/01/2012 00:46 - United States

Today, I was sitting on a bus. I'm deaf. An old lady looked very angry at me and started talking. Then she looked like she was screaming. I had to type on my phone that I'm deaf. Apparently, I'd been stepping on her foot. She decided to poke me in the eye and type, "Now you're blind too." FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2009 17:01 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the train when some crazy man started talking to me. I ignored him, and he tapped on my shoulder. He started blabbing and I just pointed to my ears and mouthed, "I'm deaf." He stopped talking. A minute later my phone rang and I answered it without thinking. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2013 14:23 - Taiwan - Taipei

Today, while on a crowded public bus, a cute girl asked if she could sit next to me. Problem is, I didn't hear correctly and thought she asked if anyone was sitting next to me. I answered no, causing her to walk off angrily and earning me several disgusted stares from other passengers. FML

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Broke

By candidcripple - 30/12/2013 05:57 - United States

Today, while sitting in a handicapped seat on the bus, an old man angrily approached me and chewed me out in front of everyone for not leaving the seat empty for "those who actually need it." Then he stormed off the bus, stepping heavily on my broken foot. FML

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By Not So Smart - 23/07/2010 23:47 - Canada

Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML

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By human lava lamp - 10/03/2013 19:54 - United States - New Britain

Today, I was at the airport, when a lady came up and loudly asked if she could sit next to me. I have serious social issues, so to avoid having to talk to her, I pretended I was deaf and couldn't hear her. She immediately broke out her sign language skills. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2012 04:41 - United States

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

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By Whoopsie - 22/02/2012 15:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting on the bus and as I'm quite short my legs were dangling. Some guy, who wasn't looking where he was going, tripped over my foot and went flying. He and everyone else on the bus glared at me like it was deliberate. The man next to me even changed seats in disgust. FML

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WTF? FML!

By ricky the sage - 05/10/2013 00:04 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

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Gross

By clips - 16/02/2011 21:08 - United States

Today, I was on the bus. I heard a click right before something small hit my cheek. I looked over to see the lady next to me cutting her long, dirty fingernails. The bus was too crowded to move and It was a 20 minute ride to work. FML

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By Cob - 03/02/2009 13:03 - United States

Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML

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Sunday 29 January 2012 9:18

Oh my gawd, what a bitch.

I_Punch_Babies 7

Sunday 29 January 2012 9:22

My response would be to type in another message "now youre dying" and cut off her oxygen supply

Comments

Maldaps1 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:48

No offense but if u didn't understand what she was saying to you when u had to type in your phone that your deaf then how did u manage to understand that she had said "now your blind aswell" after being poked in the eye!!!!

ChibiChibi_fml 27

Sunday 29 January 2012 18:27

I would like to know if she typed it on the OPs phone or her own. I want to know because why would the OP let that bitch handle their phone after that.

charmanderCHAR 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 18:41

God. LEARN HOW TO ******' READ.

nikkinik63 1

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:48

I'm sorry op! That's rough...

MissFits_fml 6

Sunday 29 January 2012 17:54

Bitches be crazy! You did not deserve that one single bit, OP. Oh, well. I guess her life ain't that great so she makes it hell for others. Bitter ol' folks, perhaps.

husky22 0

Sunday 29 January 2012 18:24

what a nutty old fart

Aliluv141 3

Sunday 29 January 2012 18:37

Old ladies do it to people that woman went to far. I'm sorry she did that. What a bitch

Crazy_all_around 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 18:50

Biotchh. You didnt deserve that .

Nenerf 4

Sunday 29 January 2012 18:50

I've stepped on people's feet and haven't noticed. But it could have been OP wasn't full on stepping on her foot. Maybe just enough that the lady noticed but not so much that he noticed.

msanch_4 5

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:26

Thats f up.

hewro_failure 11

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:36

What a ****!

Epic_Times 10

Sunday 29 January 2012 19:43

What a rude bitch! When she poked your eye you should of punched her and claimed it was an accident because you couldn't open your eye. I'm sorry OP, a lot of middle aged and elderly people are rude and horrible to others.