By Anonymous - 13/08/2009 07:24 - United States

Today, I was smoking a cigarette while watching the meteor shower. I was just about at the filter and as I was taking my last drag, my friend decided to scare me from behind, and I accidentally sucked the whole thing in my mouth. They don't go out immediately when in your mouth. My tongue hurts. FML
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AndelleRae 9

Ugh, that's awful. I can only imagine how that tasted. I'm not going to be a bitch and be one of the high and mighty who say "ydi because you smoke!" because it's none of my damn business. FYL for the disgusting taste and FYL for burning your tongue. At least the meteor shower was pretty, right?

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Fernmelder 0

Today, I was eating a hamburger while watching the hot waitress. I was just about done and as I was taking my last bite, my friend decided to scare me from behing, and I accidently sucked the whole thing in my moouth. They don't go out immediately when in your throat.I almost choked to death. FML YDI for eating greasy food. Fast food kills slowly! Poor little cows...

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kidsthesedays123 0

Yeah. That sucks. FYL. Next time, try drinking first. The combo is just magical and it hurts a lot less when shit like this happens.

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meganisarobot 0

Haha #18 speaks the truth. Obviously OP is entitled to smoke if they want, but they do know the consequences whether it be cancer or burns. FYL, but YDI. Smoking is nasty. No need to get into a heated debate over smoking.

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Ensiferum 0

I watched the meteor shower last night. My cig didn't try to kill me though lol

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Blueoceanz84 0

That's what you get for smoking.

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angryseatroll 5

Don't smoke. Smoking kills. I think you learned a lesson. Smoking=Bad. Idiot.

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MRS_JACOB_BLACK 0

Ha well that's yur own fault for smoking. >D

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KirstieeJadee 0

guys, seriously, everybody chooses what they want to do with their own life, be it smoking or driving or whatever the **** you want, it's their life, they do what they want. accept it, and get over it. he chooses to smoke? who cares, he does what he wants. it has nothing to do with us. so **** up with the "YDI for smoking" whole thing and MOVE ON. and, btw, OP that would have sucked major, i know how it feels to burn yourself smoking, i ******* hate it, ayee. LOL

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